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I will never emotionally recover from this show
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after stede and edward stop fighting eds gonna be like "fuck.. sorry about all your books.." and stedes gonna be like "oh no matter i have secondary copies of every one" then he's gonna open another secret passageway and lucius is gonna be in there eating paper
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intimacy is the throne i claim
聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 with hands to your face
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all bad bitches have a praise kink but can鈥檛 take a compliment
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tell me will. what if the joker could beatbox?
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Just found the coolest shirt I've ever seen.
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Gas leak, girl meat, cake boss or whatever the fuck
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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
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First man on Mars to use the longer Martian year to make an age of consent joke that makes everybody uncomfortable
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No one is "born lesbian." We watched those Pixie Hollow movies as kids and they warped our young minds. Obviously.
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women love me for my eye bags and dead eyed stare
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