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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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Ah. Charming as ever, I see.

Wes, I'm shocked! That's some solid advice! And this coming from the guy that goes out slumming it as often as you? Maybe you should practice what you preach, there!

🎤 "Hey now, no need for that, palsy! I'm not interested in anything to do with your privates, ehehe!"

🎤 "It'd end up being a whole thing, plus, mingling with the stations beneath ours? it's bad publicity, pally!"

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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🎤 "Still relyin' on your drones for content, Voxy, or do ya finally have enough footage to host your talk show?"

Oh hey, Wes! Still haven't been turned into a pair of boots, I see! Slippery little weasel now and forever, aren't you?

You know, speaking of my drones! Did you know we got into security not too long ago? Yeah, we've equipped our publicly for sale drones with some low grades weapons. Less than lethal style, mostly just a little short range taser.

My private ones, though?

Well, why don't I send a couple over? For demonstration purposes of course!

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Says the guy that's always stealing my leftovers~

❤️ i know because there's a missing body in my bed~

❤️ you have to watch your figure, vox, you're not stress eating are you~?

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5 posts!

Wow! This app condescends to you in real time! And Velvette said this place had no worth

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

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How do you always know when I go out for a burger run?

Yes, I got some for you, too.

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❤️ did you bring me anything?

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can your face run doom?

Oh, now what sort of question is this! You run up to every screenhead on the street and go, "Hey, man, you got games on your face?" The gall!

My new friend, I can run ARK on my face! To suggest the best graphics I could get are from Doom, tsk tsk!

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OOC: Voxcasts, a concept

((So I've been kicking around the idea for quite a lot longer than picking Vox for a muse, of having an in character sort of news type "broadcast." Have you ever done an event but were stuck on how to promote it? Say your muse is in danger but isn't the type to ask for help. Say they've done something embarrassing or compromising that you really would love for someone to confront them about it, but don't have an easy excuse to get that information out there!

That's there Voxcasts come in! Where anyone can reach out, and, because Vox runs surveillance as far and wide as he can, we can use that as an excuse for Someone finding out ic! And he already, in character, runs the gamut of entertainment from actual news reports to gossipy shit talking to straight up trashy reality tv.

This will only be done with permission from ALL MUNS involved. This is supposed to be a fun way to make interacting easier, not to call out or intimidate or harass anyone for realsies.

I'm not sure if I'd write it out like you're reading an Article or prosing it up to make it read like your muse is "watching" a video, but either way, I just figured this could be fun. Let me know if you're ever interested!))

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WELCOME TO THE SHOW

((Heya hi hello, Pyre here! I may or may not make a whole big proper rules page eventually but here's a quick and dirty post to have as a pinned, get the main things out of the way. I would appreciate if y'all left a like saying you at least skimmed through this but I won't hold it against anyone that doesn't 💚

(Also: Voxcasts, a concept)

First thing is this is an in character blog, as in, all posts should be assumed to be made by Vox, himself. Y'know, unless otherwise marked ooc, such as this one. This includes DMs but if you want to have a mun to mun convo that's fine, just let me know one way or another if it's ooc. I may post some transcripts or write out a little drabble action, maybe one or two self contained f2f posts, but I prefer face to face interactions be on Discord

I don't plan to really stray all that far away from canon with Vox, so the canon-typical trigger warnings apply. Manipulation, stalking, abuse and abuse apologism, ect. He is a funny tv man but he is a Piece of Work. The man sells drones labeled specifically for voyeurism and markets and distributes his partners' "Love Potion" (read; roofies). That said, things said in character shouldn't be taken to apply out of character. If something rubs you the wrong way and would like to either minimize it or avoid it, go ahead and let me know! I would so much rather we all have fun with our silly little dolls than only one of us.

Honestly those are the two most important points. Rapidfire some smaller ones, uh. Callout posts are shit, I am cringe and free, PLEASE do not stress about trying to keep up with real time, fantasies aren't reality, if you don't want me interacting just give this blog a hard block I will not notice a soft block I'll just think the website broke again. Okay that's it if there's anything you're at all curious about feel free to shoot me a message okay ilu bye))