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Fucking hot bro 🥵🥵🥵 hot sneaks and delicious smoke.

Enjoy that Marlboro pleasure bro 😈😈😈

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Chav in Blue, smoking

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He’s currently wanted by the police and he couldn’t give a f**k 😂

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luv the Montirex 🔥🔥🔥

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GIF #9788

Another evening idly scrolling through social media, you come across one of those stereotypical videos of some idiotic smug chav wiggling his feet and looking bored at the camera, claiming to be ‘superior’. It seems to be a popular trend among their ‘type’ at the moment. Usually you wouldn’t pay such self obsessed posturing any mind, but this one caught your attention for some reason.

The short fuzzy video seemed to loop every 10 seconds, ending with the young lad staring straight at the camera and smirking directly at you. You’re quickly enthralled by the clip, unable to look away as it plays over and over again. You hardly notice as minutes pass by, and then hours, until you know every millisecond off by heart - every twitch and movement of his hypnotic feet is recorded to memory. His doltish face is ingrained into your mind, his piercing eyes, his dark hair, his thick shiny earrings. His…his…and then it hits you.

He’s you.

Fuck. You’re the dumb chav. And while that might not sound right, it’s true - you’re no longer watching a video but instead are recording one. It’s YOUR dim, scowling face in the video feed. YOUR clothes adorned by large swoosh branding. And YOUR bare sweaty feet resting up close to your webcam, as you stare disinterested at the losers who get off on the idea of sniffing your rank feet. The attempts to think back to five minutes ago fail you, as the strong pungent scent from your cheesy soles wafts up your nose and clouds your increasingly empty brain. Like, what-the-fuck-ever, you think, time to make the foot sluts cream themselves. You grope at your crotch and flip your finger at the camera, admiring how fucking fit you now look.

You copy the trend like a mindless sheep, uploading the short gif online - broadcasting your freshly minted chav status to the world, and then you add the caption: ‘Who wonts to serve the feet of a superor man? Kue up fuckwits.’ Trying to spell the words pushed the limits of your primary school level English. The post garners a few dozen likes, mostly from bot accounts but even still, each one sends a jolt of pure pleasure down to your groin. You don’t even comprehend that anyone ensnared by your clip will soon follow in your scally footsteps.

“Ughhh. Fuckin’ hell mate, huhuh, these pathetic foot lickers are too easy innit”. Your dense accent shamelessly laughs out loud as your own fat cock coats the inside of your trackkies with your sticky seed.

Just another basic thickheaded chav lad posting the most unoriginal, crude content imaginable. Yeah. That’s you. Moron.

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I’m tired of this office routine, of a life that doesn’t feel like mine. Always the same style, the same attitude, the same feeling of not fitting in. I feel useless, invisible, and that needs to change.

When see you, I realise that's what want : a different style, a different mindset, a new way of carrying myself.

I'm looking for a real transformation, a complete change : A new look, a new circle, a new way of speaking and behaving.

Help me take this step, to leave behind what no longer suits me and fully embrace this lifestyle. I'm ready.

that office shit is fukin dumb init. u don't wanna be there and its a waste of ur life. uknow u wanna be a chav lad init. leave ur old life behind.

get urself sum new gear bruv. pair of tn's or 95's, sum trackies, gloves and a bally (trust me CCTV ain't ur friend). fukin look at this lad. he screams dont fuk wiv me. be like him. when u get ya scally gear on ur gonna feel like him.

get urself a fresh trim and fake diamond ear studs to show it off. show u got proper style wiv some chains and rings and a nice chunky watch.

just stop going to the office. if u don't show up or call they will get the message. give em the fukin finger. u got better things to do anyway like playing video games and watching porn. u dont need fukin work lad.

start vaping, smoking fags and weed and drinking cheap strong booze. start going down the pub and hanging out with lads like u who have fun and not the boring cunts u was friends with before. they wasnt proper mates.

start going down the pub and hanging out with lads like u who have fun and not the boring cunts u was friends with before. they wasn't ur proper mates anyways. ur new mates will know how u can make sum money. scally lads neva work and always got money init

so yea just fukin do it bro. join us!