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Mac and Dennis not having sex.

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7.10 | 8.02 | 13.04 | 14.01

Mac's 2 braincells work overtime trying to apply Dennis logic to Dennis himself

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listening to my parents argue and being like “this is so macdennis coded” I’m Cooked

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dennis often puts his arm around mac and we as a fanbase interpret that as them being comfortable and cute with eachother like a couple but it’s absolutely fucking sending me that they had a movie night and somehow dennis and Old Man ended up like this. what was the logic in such an arrangement. does he just do this with whoever is closest to him. CRYING

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Now he generates a tremendous amount of power, from the bottom

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Um why arent we talking about this 24/7???

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he’s straight passing masc TO YOU. i can smell his omega pheromones

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lowkey sobbing at dee’s face during dennis’ “big feelings” speech. that’s her brother and she cares about him and she loves him so much despite it all don’t talk to me…

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finally finished my short macden comic!!!

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never getting over the fact that one of (if not the only) time you can see mac’s shamrock tat is when he’s wearing his stupid twink shorts… like he has never worn anything else that makes it visible. so dennis truly has no reason to be so strangely invested in him getting it removed during the ireland arc UNLESS he frequently sees or is planning to see this part of mac’s thigh on a regular basis I HATE THEM SO BAD

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and if i said old woman yuri 🤨

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unfortunately i think it’s really funny to have two characters in an intense friendship with obvious gay subtext that would be the queerbaiting headline if not for the fact that only one of them is desperately trying to ignore whatever is going on with their sexuality and the other is in a completely normal loving same-sex relationship with a separate person

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and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA ↳ S14E06 “The Janitor Always Mops Twice”

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charlie uses the stall to pee in season 1…. he’s so fucking trans

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Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)

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[Hi Dennis. How was the lion feeding?...?]

This has been something I've been working on for quite a while now, as some people who look at my insta story might know, but I'm finally done!! those text messages from s14ep5 are so unhinged, they haunt me every goddamn day. To drop "i love you so much" just to follow it with what essentially is a "no homo.. for u... even tho u r so hot and i like you so much!". exploading them with my mind into a million pieces, okay?