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Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Realm SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lukey/Pangi (Video Blogging RPF), Aimee | Aimsey/Ros | Roscumber (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: Pangi (Video Blogging RPF), Lukey (Video Blogging RPF), Ros | Roscumber (Video Blogging RPF), Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag, Newt (The Realm SMP), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Aimee | Aimsey (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Romantic Soulmates, Platonic Soulmates, Antagonistic Soulmates, Lukey is a demon, Keepers are demons, The Seven are the Seven deadly sins, power struggle between church and state, Pangi and Lukey are soulmates, Foolish and Badboyhalo are antagonistic soulmates, Pangi is a king, Green Faction is a confederation of kingdoms, Blue Faction is a federation of maritime city-states, Red Faction as Sea People, Pili is dead? Kinda?, War and Bloodshed, Political tensions Summary:

The King of Manis is a good king, one shaped by war and loyalty. As the one to have founded the Trox Confederation in defense of the Church of Death (and really, mostly to keep in check the ever growing Kingdom of Fools); he is recognized as a dangerous political agent. Things are stable, or, more appropriately, have gained a certain rhythm in their mutability; but he can feel the air stir behind the borders of his kingdom.

Meanwhile, after centuries of torture, the Heir of Alpha escapes.

[chazdarat]

tehe

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A love confession…..

[chazdarat]

Truely the perfect team :}

So.

Me and @chazdarat are good pals, I reckon

And we are good at stuff together, you know? I forget to write descriptions, they add them in. I forget to do world building stuff, they add it in. I suck at explaining myself, they understand anyway...

So now we are writing a fic together!

- Crown of Ashes -

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66679717

A Royalty AU and Soulmate AU that is all about the sillies and the crowns and the blood and the politics

[chazdarat]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Realm SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lukey/Pangi (Video Blogging RPF), Aimee | Aimsey/Ros | Roscumber (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: Pangi (Video Blogging RPF), Lukey (Video Blogging RPF), Ros | Roscumber (Video Blogging RPF), Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Brendan Thro | Sneegsnag, Newt (The Realm SMP), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Aimee | Aimsey (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Romantic Soulmates, Platonic Soulmates, Antagonistic Soulmates, Lukey is a demon, Keepers are demons, The Seven are the Seven deadly sins, power struggle between church and state, Pangi and Lukey are soulmates, Foolish and Badboyhalo are antagonistic soulmates, Pangi is a king, Green Faction is a confederation of kingdoms, Blue Faction is a federation of maritime city-states, Red Faction as Sea People, Pili is dead? Kinda?, War and Bloodshed, Political tensions Summary:

The King of Manis is a good king, one shaped by war and loyalty. As the one to have founded the Trox Confederation in defense of the Church of Death (and really, mostly to keep in check the ever growing Kingdom of Fools); he is recognized as a dangerous political agent. Things are stable, or, more appropriately, have gained a certain rhythm in their mutability; but he can feel the air stir behind the borders of his kingdom.

Meanwhile, after centuries of torture, the Heir of Alpha escapes.

[chazdarat]

I AM NOT READY BUT I AM VERY EXCITED

Anyway I’m planning on starting the next weird science chapter today once my joints decide to start working

We should be back in the potion room this time! Pangkey time, Pilukey time, I have two hands

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i bite

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RAAHHHHHHHHHH

me when. me when the. me when i spend like 4 hrs doing something. me when the brainworms are braining. me . when. i love them <3

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me when. me when the. me when i spend like 4 hrs doing something. me when the brainworms are braining. me . when. i love them <3

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YIPPEEEE

In which !Pangi goes to the Lab to make some potions and he’s immediately met with an INCREDIBLY panicked Keeper teleporting around the place looking for a goddamn milk bucket

Pangi, unwilling to deal with Lore when he’s trying to restock his pvp kit, tries sneaking into the chest room, but nooooo, the Keeper grabs him by the shoulders and beams a panic attack right into his head:

Pangolin, I know you keep splash milk potions on you, please- oh, dear, don’t give me that look, he’s barely breathing and his- come!!

Before Pangi can say anything, he’s getting dragged to his office and shoved into the goddamn fireplace

Of course, that’s when the Keeper realizes that they are, in fact, a goddamn Keeper and they just tp him to Lukey’s secret office at the end of the passageway

Pangi, dizzy from the tp, points his ax menacingly at the Keeper as he staggers into the wall

But then he sees the Keeper searching through chests rapidly, and then he sees him:

Lukey is sprawled across the large bed in the corner of the room with his lab coat acting as a blanket, face pale and hair damp with sweat

Pangi knows a weakness potion when he sees it, so he’s quick to put down his e-chest and pull out his backup pvp kit supplies. Splash milk in hand, he throws it down by the bed before he can so much as blink

The weakness visibly dissipates. But the Keeper doesn’t look much happier than they did before, teleporting to Lukey’s bedside and poking at his face with a skeletal finger

“What happened?” Pangi demands.

Lukey should be awake by now… unless this is some console bullshit, command blocks or something stupid giving him a permanent effect

The Keeper’s raspy voice whispers into his ear:

I found him like this… He said before that the High Keepers were threatening him, but I did not think they would actually try and hurt him…

Pangi doesn’t know what the difference is between a High Keeper and a regular one, but he can sure as hell guess which Keeper he’s dealing with now

Newt shakes Lukey’s shoulder some before going back to look through the room’s chests

Lowkey? Pangi wants to, like, stab him and stuff, but there’s more important business to attend to

‘Cause Lukey is unconscious, and the milk isn’t doing anything about it

Pangi, more or less a qualified medic after so long patching himself and his teammates up on the deadliest server in Minecraft, kneels by Lukey’s side and picks up his wrist to check his pulse

He’s surprised, though, as Lukey’s hand twitches its way into holding Pangi’s

His heart definitely doesn’t soar poetically as he hears a slurred, mumbled, “Holding hands before the third date? You really are easy.”

Lukey’s eye cracks open and he smiles faintly, but Pangi turns his head to look for Newt instead of at his… at Lukey, because he has spent enough time gazing longingly into Lukey’s eyes to know that they aren’t supposed to be this pink

(Or: the canon-set Love Potion AU)

[chazdarat]

Summer Slows Without You

Tw: hinted SH, death, depression

If you were to look closely you would see

chocolate stains on blankets

blood in the bathroom

ribbons on the floor

wrappers on the table

windows that no longer open

a shower that doesn't start

And if you looked closer

messages left on read

pills hidden under the bed

and a body already dead

[chazdarat]

how’s that house that raised you?

[chazdarat]

@kenozumin this some detective keno type shit /pos

Starting to wonder if the photos we have seen of Lukey on Pangis lap are an entirely separate incident during the same boat trip to what Derap was crashing out about, considering he described it as Pangi on Lukeys lap and there not being any cameras (which would imply no photos).

Which is... interesting (and once again shows that Derap was entirely valid to crash out over it tbh)

(- @itsbebebrainrotting)

Wait you are cooking... I was originally thinking he might have misremembered but your theory of there not being any pictures being taken makes sense

Which yet again means they were just doing it for the love of the game and Derap yet again deserves financial compensation 😭😭

[chazdarat]

Hear me out:

!Lukey and !Pangi meet in Tubbo’s Tavern one night and immediately hit it off. They get absolutely hammered, Pangi brings him back to his place to hang out, they both fall asleep in his big ol’ bed- fully clothed, mind you, they aren’t that drunk

And then it’s noon the next day and Bad is breaking down Pangi’s door shouting about ‘royal duties’ and he sees them both curled up with each other in bed, peacefully asleep. And he SCREAMS, and Lukey wakes up, and Pangi wakes up, and Lukey looks at Bad, and Bad looks at him, and Lukey feels dread like he’s never felt before because. Oh, no, oh, no.

King Bad of the Green Kingdom drags him out of Prince Pangi’s bed and threatens to throw him off the balcony for the terrible crime of ruining his Pangi’s innocence. And Lukey is hungover, and Pangi is even MORE hungover, and, it turns out, Pangi had snuck out of the castle to drink his misery away Yet Again and he neglected to tell his new best friend that he’s, you know, the goddamn prince.

And what does our hungover and miserable Prince Pangi do upon watching his sort-of-dad try and kill his new best friend?

“Bad, no!” Pangi cries, big wet eyes glistening with tears. “I love him!”

Bad pauses in his murder attempt.

Lukey pauses in his escape attempt.

Pangi blinks his adorable big blue eyes and bats his eyelashes.

And Bad, of course, immediately drops Lukey, and a royal declaration goes out later that day:

“My darling Prince Pangi and his jezebel of a romantic partner shall be married in a month’s time!”

(And what does Lukey think about this? Well, he’s thinking that maybe he should’ve told Pangi that he’s actually an escaped convict who really shouldn’t have his name and face broadcasted to the entire world, but it’s too late for that now, isn’t it?)

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"Oh shit I dropped my notebook!"

*you bend over and pick it up and read the begging of a page*

' "We're not letting you out until you two talk things out!"

When their friends lock them in a room together, Lukey and Pangi are forced to confront the feelings they've been dancing around for months. What starts as indignant protests about their "completely normal friendship" quickly turns into something much more honest—and much more heated.

Sometimes it takes your friends staging an intervention to realize that what you've been calling friendship might actually be something else entirely.

Or: Four friends, one locked door, and two idiots finally figuring out they're in love.'

"WHA-H-HEY DONT READ THAT!"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66544234

(This is @tubborucho's fault.)

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I'm fucked

lukey tv is saying he's curious about the private fandom spaces and asking how people find them -- oh and as a side note he is considering reading fanfics on stream with pangi. he is even fine with "mild nsfw" ones. his lack of shame is kind of amazing when you think about it dude just does NOT care

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Sigh im gonna miss them together

How bad do you guys think the separation anxiety is gonna get

Stupid boyfriends stupid gay people

Im so normal about them