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would love to hear abt your made up strident crisis lore! especially anything pertaining to hellbreaker

not the hugest stridenthead any more but i will say what i have because why not.. lets a go

REMEMBER! IF YOU MIDDLE CLICK, YOU CAN SCROLL REALLY FAST!

in other words im not putting a read more thing on this post cz i dont feel like it... however! if theres an issue with this i havent anticipated lmk and ill edit the post. i might be trying to be funny in a slightly obnoxious manner but i do not mean to create a real nuisance...

so while witnessing the mod for. technically the second time but the first time after figuring out what was going on with those daves and bambis i was a bit surprised to see that the mod where the wiki says "it actually has a story" had 0 dialogue or anything so i was like. ok. ill make one up in my head

the gist: classic dave bambi lore Except bambi is not a nice wisdom god he's actually a mean war god. hence why everything surrounding him is much more.. aggressive

when pissed off he doesnt just throw his stupid phone at you. his body contorts and shakes and catches fire like some freak of nature. scary

here i have decided bambi is just a vessel of sorts to contain a dormant god and boyfriend hopping into his farm specifically to piss him off somehow wakes up the god Just a little (probably not entirely though? not enough trolling)

lord bambi being a fucked up tyrant here is also inspired by the title of the song "thearchy", which is a word meaning like. you know a monarchy. imagine that but with a god. rule of god. badass word actually. also i think it's funny to interpret mods where expunged is probably supposed to be a god as them like... not being one (im evil)

i did make some kind of design for him based on that opposition form... never really finalized it (i think it looks Too modern blah blah) but here

anyway expunged is actually not the worst guy ever they're just taking bambis form because (???i forgot) anyway they figure out that Hey actually lord bambi was pretty cringe (horrific and bad and scary) and so phonophobia is them having a Strident Crisis about this ROLL CREDITS THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE MOD

also! heebie. hellbreakie. minesweeper. probably the reason you sent this ask it's ok shes cute and fun i get it. i thought it would be funny if shes madden here so she's madden here. specifically she was an executioner for lord bambi because even though he could do it himself it would be worse if he made someone else do it and for some reason this is his goal i forgot why sorry but this is actually where the name hellbreaker comes from here. that's her title... the hellbreaker. after lord bambi dips no one likes her so for one reason or another (i don't think i decided?) she goes to the void and goes funny 3d mode and Actually i think i made her and expungie friends because that would give expunged a reason to freak out during phonophobia because wow how could i be so mean to this guy i respect. or something. yeah

heres stident maddis Which i have certainly put here before probably but for the big post. yeah

dave also had some part in this whole thing, mainly for the sake of justifying Why the Expunged Is Different, but also i have 0 recollection of what that part Was exactly. i just remember saying something like "wouldnt it be funny if strident crisis dave was emo" (which i said meaning he wears like a darker blue shirt as i think it's very funny when people call any dark clothing emo though sometimes i worry i am only contributing to the watering down of the complexities of alt fashion ? sorry)

anyway i also made designs for strident crisis beef nd geef because i thought it would be cool to base them on the colours they get from hellbreaker's shader. fits the tone better i think !

the plot here would probably be less of a mess if i like, cleaned it up and made something out of it, but also i don't really want to soooo for now all you get is this jumble of words. still think the mod is pretty cool even though i just prefer not to interact with it Too much for Reasons I Forgot but are most likely not important to the general public so don't worry about it

maybe i should do the same thing for spamtrap since i dont plan on finishing it even though spamfriend is one of my favourite children? find out next time on cheat's blog i suppose...

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DO YOU WANT THE PHONE, DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE? PHONE, PHONE, DO YOU WANT THE? DO YOU, WANT THE, WANT THE?

please. mine only has 16 gigs of storage i would love phone

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ok fine ill also post the skibidi toilet au but only because SOOOOOMEONE asked me to...

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dfac dump

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madden dump. first image is a bunch of old designs i used to use for madden before nabbing the official one

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hey gamer nation i might be back to torment you all again

unsure if i will stick around. we'll see

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You make me feel so sad

ok i only care about dave and bambi

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This is truly a sad day. I can't imagine who could've killed you 💔

*I walk away with my comically large wood hammer covers in 'strawberry jam'*

REKS INK.

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Why are you so mean

because i'm evil and i love to ruin peoples' lives and every day i wake up with a newfound bloodlust

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are you dead?

yeah they killed me with weapons you gotta avenge my death

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yes that is me kill e. person how did you know. my real name

kill every person

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shoeathy clowncakez on discord described you as an "odd creature" and a "bizarre cat". what have you say on these accusations🤨

i'm only a catthing from time to time and now is not one of those times. ruling: shoe has been found guilty, execution will take place tomorrow

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how do i make my art look as good and awesome and cool as your art

im up to make little mini tutorial things if youd like but i don't know what you like about it specifically ! is it the colours, the lineart, the shading, something else?

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hi. play bambi civilization. also other art i guess

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BOYFRIEND

WAKE UP

THIS IS ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION

 I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING

 THEY'RE WAITING

 WAKE UP FROM THIS PURGATORY

 BEFORE I GET AHEAD OF MYSELF

who are you. also do you like kissing boys asking for a friend

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can you draw a baldi

ok

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dave and bambi themed wedding be like:

you may now break the phone