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Reviving a 30 year old idea with my childhood friend: the humble sporkion

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this came to me in a dream

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reposting from bsky, but heres a cheat sheet for how to properly send a message to payment processing companies over the recent highly conservative shift in where youre allowed to legally spend your money

more info here!

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when u let ur guard down n accidentally tell everyone in a 1km radius how u feel abt a certain medic

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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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so that one yiga side quest huh

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comm for a samus comic based on that one tony hawk tweet. this would happen to her.

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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Started playing fire emblem awakening

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gawrsh

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i will not elaborate any further

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Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.

Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands

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i just got my ass beat severely in smash bros by a six year old. can a beautiful man come and comfort me