Call me Cheemer. Adult. he/him. Being completely enchanted by fictional men is a large portion of my personality. Enemies with @nbcloverSideblogs: selfship is @self-shippy and I post fanfic on @cheemers-writing-archive. Ask for nsfw alt.
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tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.
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hi i'm a girl with short hair and a husky voice and i'm sooooo cool i'm basically like a prince from a fairy tale! all the girls love me!!... but doesn't that kind of... suck? don't girls suck? don't girls who fangirl over other girls suck? isn't there a boy somewhere who can seemingly subvert gender roles with me but then in a shocking twist do something to make it apparent that he's inherently so much stronger than me because he's A Boy which makes me blush and swoon and fulfill my duty as A Girl? isn't there a boy who's brave enough to tell me... that it's okay to wear dresses?
#Naoto P4#God PLEAAAASE just let him be trans it would be so cool#My headcanon is that after she comes to terms with presenting masculinely to be given more respect he starts to do some introspection#And he realizes that he does want to be a boy but for reasons besides the gap in respect
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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
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in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten
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what you have to understand about the women of kirby is that not one of them is motherly in the slightest. not susie, sectonia, the mages, etc. not one of them. all the maternal instinct in the universe went to king dedede
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im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’
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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness
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I can 100% guarantee you that more than anything else they have ever done, game freak regrets creating spinda
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sorry that I spiral so often it’s just that I have no emotional regulation and so every time I feel sad it feels like a catastrophe
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
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