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some of you really need to be taken down to the back hay paddock that’s ready to be cut and be allowed to run through the long grass 

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in complete hysterics over this

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im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it

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What was the error

the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league

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people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life

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Oh to be him

Rat from RuneScape (March 2004 – 26 September 2005)

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Marketing major intern

Yes thank you tumblr wtf does this mean?

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cat violence moodboard

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He who controls the spice controls the universe

Piping Plover chick

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Rat from Mad Max (2015)

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I don’t know about you, but I’m getting pretty sick of seeing folks throwing out perfectly good kitchen appliances just because of a little fire. Electrical fires are healthy and natural: lightning causes them, after all. It’s more than a little hypocritical that all these folks will go off to church to worship the deity who burns down the forest, but get upset when a faulty breaker cranks a half-inch spark and sets their house on fire.

Back when I was a kid, appliances caught on fire much more frequently. This is because they were made with huge, inefficient parts. Parts that never break down. Parts you could understand with a third grade education and the angriest hangover imaginable. Those parts were built by folks who were either drunk, constantly wired on methamphetamine, or both. Sure, those folks had pensions, and a reasonable health care plan, but their stuff still got thrown out all the time and replaced with new stuff. Again, just because of a teeny-tiny, eenie-weenie electrical fire.

Nowadays, you can hold onto an appliance for ten or twenty years. It’ll break, still, but in a more subtle and much more mysterious way. Think of when Uncle Grandpa died from getting eaten by wolves. Would it have been better if he had wasted away in a retirement home at age 99 from something the doctors couldn’t even name? No, because you understood very well: wolves. And you had a remedy for those wolves: burn down the forest with the wolves inside. If that’s really progress, you can leave me out of it.