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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

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Messages of support and strength from Rafah, Palestine to the US student movement.

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what is the truth

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tinned fishies

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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so did that the vampire get the job

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fucked that hot chocolate right in its pussy. that is to say i drank it

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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yeah

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let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase