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Random thought.

The Wayne's (and co) all have two first names? Like they're last name and first names are bother first names?

Bruce Wayne

Kate Kane

Dick Grayson

Barbra Gordon

Jason Todd

Cassandra Cain

Tim Drake

Duke Thomas

Damian Wayne

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Tim gets himself knighted somehow and then its-

Sir Lord Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne-Dowd-Kent-Luthor

But imagine Bruce trying to full name him as parents do.

Tim Drake, following his adoption, became Tim Drake-Wayne.

Years later, following his marriage, he becomes Tim Drake-Wayne-Dowd.

A year later, after he and Bernard become a throuple with Conner, he decides he can't stop now and adds Kent-Luthor.

Now whenever he's bored and has free time, he finds new ways of lengthening his name, such as filling out paperwork to legally get the title of 'lord'.

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Hahahaha or if Bruce is looking for their adoption certificates for whatever reason and just starts freaking out cus he can't find Damians.

remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?

imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.

Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.

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I like to think that thanks to Jason's death, Dick's hair became straighter and let it grew bacause he couldn't care less. He was trying to be a good brother to Tim tho, and Timmy was trying to also be a good brother but you know, he was doing the best a little kid could know.

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people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

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I need some fanfics to read 😭😭😭

I need soul crushing angst, Tim centric, happy ending please🙏🙏🙏🙏

I need to feel something again I beg I beg 😭😭 finding fics on my own can get tiring and I miss reading fanfics but I'm too tired to go hunting for my own 😭😭

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The modernization of his design without earasing the parts that make it- Dick (barring the scaly panties but I feel like that couldn't stay with the whole- modernization)

But he still has the bottom parts to his shirt, the like- longer bits. And the pixie boots.

I hate that after Tim's design that kinda- became all the robins designs in the future. I like it when people make the Robin suit look more like what it originally had yk?

Absolutely nobody gets how much Dan Mora's design of robin!Dick Grayson means to me.

Like–???

This saved my life.

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As Damian’s 16th birthday approaches, Tim gets more and more anxious. He spends more and more time with Damian, until they’re almost attached at the hip. Offers, with a tone of suppressed desperation that does not suffice to make Damian agree, to take Damian out of the country for his birthday. Starts to stand firmly in between Bruce and Damian every time they’re in the same room, twitching every time Bruce moves toward them.

Damian’s 16th birthday passes without incident, if you don’t count Tim hovering at his shoulder the entire time, armed, checking every present before letting Damian take it.

Tim is staring at the clock as it hits midnight, and his body goes almost limp, the constantly-held tension of weeks dropping. Then his face fills with confusion. Then goes blank. He leaves, with the party still in swing, and Damian feels the absence at his side immediately, the spot just behind him that he’s grown used to having a protective presence in finally empty.

No one sees Tim for weeks.

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This except Tim isn't blind blind he just needs those crazy big glasses and doesn't like how he looks in them.

He does the same way, using echolocation and stuff like that but he just has glasses that he never uses.

After some point he knew that his family would be relentless in their teasing of him if they ever found out. So, he just doesn't wear his glasses unless he absolutely has to, usually using his automated speech scans and stuff.

And then! And this works for both ideas the family finds out through a body switch. Whoever is in Tim's body just starts freaking out yelling 'I can't see! I can't see!' and Tim is freaking out because 'I can see! Omg this is too much. Why do you all look like that?'

Tim Drake is blind. He's blind but no one knows. Why? Because he moves around so well they dont think twice. They know he can fight blindfolded, but they dont know it's because he already is blind.

He can still see, he can see light, but in full bat fashion he uses echo location. It becomes so second nature to him he has Constantine or whatever magic user check to see if he hasnt changed entirely into one and he cant see. He's still human, sort of, just a fast to adapt one.

When he gets ready he has someone, a hired personal assistant, that does his hair and what not. People, mainly his family and some of his friends, think he's just being rich and using his money, but he doesnt know what he looks like. So when he dresses for himself or to hang out, he's going based off feels and feels alone. So he has really horrible fashion taste so he hears.

While patrolling as robin, he has thermal sensors built in. The bright colors of the heat he can see so he can tell where people are and how many people.

When doing cases or work, he knows where the screen is thanks to the light, but he has an earbud in reading everything to him fast so it just looks like his reading even if he's just having it read to him in his ear. When handed a case he usually has his domino on which sends the words into his comm line.

He likes photography, so he found away to do it while being blind. His camera was custom made by his parents to make a sound, or vibrate if he chooses, when he gets a clear shot of something, then he'll snap away.

When he watched Avatar, or well listened, he found it so cool that Toph was blind and used her feet to feel the vibrations of the ground. He learned how to do that as well, although it's hard to feel vibrations in the ground. He still learned how though.

No one except for Tam, his secretary, and Ra's al Ghul, for some reason, know that he is blind.

He neither hides nor tells everyone else if he is blind or not. It's through bat training that he doesnt tell because you shouldn't show any weaknesses. It's also through bat training that he doesnt jump whenever someone sneaks up on him.

He also doesnt want anyone to know he's blind all at the same time for fear of Bruce benching him permanently so he wont be able to go out as a vigilante anymore.

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So. yk that hc of Bruce having a Jersey accent?

Yeah. Been thinking of that lately. And as entertaining as Batman and Bruce with an accent would be I think it would be more entertaining if his accent only peeked through when he feels really strongly.

Bruce *lecturing a Batkid about whatever rule they broke*: - an' if ya keep on like dis I tell ya you'll getchaself real hurt. An ya'll stress Alfred out. Do ya want dat? Mm.

Or if he gets really excited, or really into a case. Just imagine the JL hearing Batman muttering about a case in a thick Jersey accent.

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Batman is so captain Holt.

No I am not expanding.

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While writing up my previous post I realized that they could have also dressed as their rogue gallery.

Dick- would it be too traumatising to say talon?

Jason- Black Mask

Cass- scarecrow

Steph- Harley Quinn

Tim- Riddler

Duke- Poison Ivy (there are a lot of options with him but I'm just gonna say Ivy)

Damian- Talia. Because he loves his mother.

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All the bats dressing as each other for Halloween.

But that begs the question. Who dresses as who?

See. I'm thinking- Dick as signal, because of the colours. Jason as Red Robin (Tim had taken his identity, time for him to take it back). Cass as spoiler or Batman. Tim as either Nightwing (cus he is a dick fanboy first and a human second) or spoiler. Steph as orphan. Damian as Batman or Nightwing (if Tim hadn't taken it). And Duke as Red Hood.

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the misinterpretation of a lonely place of dying by later retellings drives me nuts because ‘tim finds out who batman is’ is nearly not as much of a big deal as ‘tim doesnt want to be robin’ in the actual origin and it pretty much sums up whats wrong with modern tim drake. ALPOD is a tragic story of a twelve year old boy who had everything and willingly gave it up for a greater good. he is not like dick and jason who became robin to escape tragedy nor bruce who had everything and then lost it. robin was nothing but a curse he accepted to bear and he did so because of his selflessness. that selflessness is his driving rod, his smarts and physical talent are only the tools he uses to achieve his goals. he is not ‘the smart one’, he is a sacrificial lamb for a cause he became an unwilling spectator of. a twelve year old boy thought ‘people need saving, its that simple’ and put on the clothes a dying kid not much older than him wore because of nothing more than his selflessness and everyone he loved paid the price for it. he paid an even greater price for it.

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Okay. But imagine if Tim actually got enough sleep, like- he loved sleep, took naps all the time and loved it so much, (similar to the comics) but he just pretends to never get sleep.

He keeps cans of energy drinks and fills them with zesti instead (still caffeine but less) and he drinks tea in takeaway coffee mugs, he sends out prewritten messages to the bat computer so it looks like he was working on a case in the early hours.

All so that when he curls up under the bat-desk, right next to the warm hum of the monitor, no one disturbs him. Because 'he rarely sleeps'

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No mangoes left behind

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Omg might make a fic out of this

Tim is definitely the type of person to type up long Rants about how angry he at someone, as he's texting that person, and then deletes the whole thing to send some goofy message to them. He'd do it with Jason and Dick all the time. I'm not saying this in a funny way, I'm saying this in a bottling up emotions and feelings until they burst open kind of way. I'm saying this in a everyone in the family thinks they're good and moved past all the shit they did to Tim but Tim is still dweling on it no matter how hard her tries to move on because it still hurts him everyday and he doesn't know how to talk about it to the people he's having problems with, and the only way he can express those feelings is by ranting about it before chickening out and deleting everything, kind of way. Maybe one day he'll get the courage and send the message, but right now, he's going to keep bottling it up, until the next issue comes up, and he gets mad, and he rants, and he chickens out, deletes the message, adds a new thing to his bottle, and the cycle repeats.