chef-arven

[chef-arven]

Hello, Orphée's talking. I dont have a lot of time as i am using someone's else phone. To put it quickly, my father got very mad at me (for saying the damn truth) and broke my phone in anger. I had everything saved on this phone, i had it for 3 years. I have no other ways of accecing the internet without it. See you soon. I hope.

[chef-arven]

Hello, Orphée's talking. I dont have a lot of time as i am using someone's else phone. To put it quickly, my father got very mad at me (for saying the damn truth) and broke my phone in anger. I had everything saved on this phone, i had it for 3 years. I have no other ways of accecing the internet without it. See you soon. I hope.

[chef-arven]

Follow my Paths

What the fuck

[chef-arven]

I BEG YOU stop giving that fucker a shit ton of weapons

[chef-arven]

Yeah ! I'm happy for my friends and stuff but really being single is so much better

Holy shit I'm the only one who's single now

That's a win to me TBH

[chef-arven]

Holy shit I'm the only one who's single now

That's a win to me TBH

[chef-arven]

I'm gonna assume your Lusamine is not as crazy as the one over there then... Ha! You're right, that's a nice thought. Friends in every universe...

That man is a CRYPTID, I swear to Arceus!! Somehow always everywhere, always knows everything... It's almost creepy

He's the one who got me into the organization, so I guess he is? And he only had to send a single letter to get me sent in Kalos which I doubt would've been so easy if he didn't already have connections to the organization

well damn. another one.

hey I guess.

@arven-x-drayster-4ever

How many of us even are there?? Arceus above, this site is WEIRD

But yeah, Hello!

[chef-arven]

Normal as, not a brain-intoxicated psycho?? And yeah, she's at the academy too and a pretty good friend. She's getting better in here.

I'm gonna be honest, they did explain the whole direction members of the organization but I didn't listen a single world. Sycamore still comes from time to time but he's busy at Kalos' laboratory. I know prof Oak is somehow related to the organization though.

well damn. another one.

hey I guess.

@arven-x-drayster-4ever

How many of us even are there?? Arceus above, this site is WEIRD

But yeah, Hello!

[chef-arven]

how to get rid of a uterus...

well, first you're gonna need a knife. and then

[THE REMAINDER OF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN EXPUNGED TO PRESERVE YOUR SANITY.]

Fuck... Guess I have to go look for myself now

[chef-arven]

I'm gonna die

[chef-arven]

It's mother day. GREAT

[chef-arven]

She's still president?? How?? I'm guessing the one in your universe is... normal I guess. Feels weird to know I'm related to Lillie in another universe. But we're good friends so it's not really a bad weird

I mean, if you think so... You're right.. I mean look at what happened to Professor Fuji when he tried to bring back his daughter! Poor guy

The students here are strictly regional professor's junior assistants who's been sent here by their mentor (with me being an exception but it's because there's no regional professor in paldea anymore) so I guess it can be considered private? But it's free and it's some big organization enterprising experimentations between regions and other stuff I didn't listen to

well damn. another one.

hey I guess.

@arven-x-drayster-4ever

How many of us even are there?? Arceus above, this site is WEIRD

But yeah, Hello!

[chef-arven]

Lusamine. Is your aunt. Lusamine, the ex-president of the Aether Foundation. She's your aunt. What the actual fuck is happening over your universe actually. That means you're cousin with Lillie. The actual fuck. Sorry this info is breaking my brain a bit. I don't really get to choose what I'm studying atm but I don't think I'll accept studying that. The studying circuit can go fuck itself.

Yeah, I guess. Try staying in touch with him, and verify that he's not secretly an AI! Just joking. I guess you just learn to live with it, like it or not.

I went to Naranja academy but I'm not talking about that. It's an inter-regional academy in Kalos. It sounds fancy and shit but it's really just a normal lab, just a bit bigger, with classrooms and dorms.

well damn. another one.

hey I guess.

@arven-x-drayster-4ever

How many of us even are there?? Arceus above, this site is WEIRD

But yeah, Hello!

[chef-arven]

Not my name, but glad you like the cake

pelipper mail !

inside a carefully closed box, there's a cake. it's black and pink and has morkepo design around it and the spikemuth's gym badge on top. there's also multiple jewelries; two pairs of diamond earrings, a bead bracelet and a bracelet with seashells, a silver necklace with the half of a broken heart and hair clips with skull wearing pink bows. finally, there's a alolan raichu shaped trinket and a note on which is written:

" happy birthday from the three of us, marnie ! the cake was made by arven ( with a tiny bit of help from me ) , i can guarantee it 's not poisonous ! the jewelries are from lillie , she 's kinda anxious because she 's not sure you would like it </3 . the trinket 's from me ! ! happy birthday yet again ! "

— @hoplaventon

SCREECHING THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE GUYS,,,, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING, LET ALONE ALL THIS!!!! been meaning to get some more jewelry, so this is just perfect !!

AND THE CAKE!! piers is getting NONE of this,, RAHH I WISH U GUYS WERE STILL OVER HERE!! i could share it with you then,, ah well, maybe log will come over at some stage!

AND THE RAICHU!!! going up on my desk right beside my wooden morpeko figurine!!

THANK U ALL SO MUCH AGAIN!!! this is way too much,,, love u lads sm 🖤🖤🖤

[chef-arven]

Okay, you got us. We are dressing up as those "Paradox Pokemon" to give you a prank. (Giacomo and Ortega)

I KNEW IT!!!! Don't you guys have better stuff to do?! because I do!!! Idiots

[chef-arven]

Baking with Hop

Praying I don't die. Or get the whole cake snatched by that monster of an Inteleon

[chef-arven]

Yeah, it is. Guess studying the ultra wormhole phenomenon makes it easier to comprehend

That's actually so cool?? I never leaved Paldea until recently. Also funny how our parents are kinda switched, in here, my dad disappeared after my birth and my mom isolated herself and... died.

Yeah, he's professor Magnolia Jr's assistant. And we study together, kinda got forced to get along with him considering we share our dorm at the academy

well damn. another one.

hey I guess.

@arven-x-drayster-4ever

How many of us even are there?? Arceus above, this site is WEIRD

But yeah, Hello!