chefenrir
chefenrir
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chefenrir · 1 day ago
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the physical comedy of sqh grabbing the system out of the air and shaking the screen
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chefenrir · 1 day ago
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chefenrir · 1 day ago
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Steph is a real one
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chefenrir · 2 days ago
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“I’ll hold on to you, Hawke. Till the very end”
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chefenrir · 3 days ago
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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
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chefenrir · 3 days ago
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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chefenrir · 3 days ago
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i love this website i just feel at home here you know
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chefenrir · 4 days ago
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Fully grown Qiong Ding Head Disciple Luo Binghe (from the timeline where Shen Jiu didn't attend those disciple selections + has a better overall set of relationships with the other peak lords) unearths some old documents that establish that in the past, actually, the Qiong Ding and Qing Jing peak lords would be expected to marry. Either legitimately or just ceremonially, as a sort of representation of commitment to the sect as a family above all other things.
The practice fell out of favor a few generations ago, but Luo Binghe is hellbent on getting it back into play. Not because he gives a shit about qijiu (he's on decently-good terms with YQY but SQQ still kind of wants to kick him off the top of the highest peak) but because if he can get the practice restored now, he's all set for eventually getting Qing Jing Peak's current head disciple, Shen Yuan, to marry him when the old generation ascends and finally hands over the sect.
He's playing the long game.
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chefenrir · 5 days ago
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chefenrir · 5 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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chefenrir · 5 days ago
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I need y'all to watch this clip
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chefenrir · 5 days ago
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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
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chefenrir · 6 days ago
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chefenrir · 6 days ago
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Walter Molino
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chefenrir · 6 days ago
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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chefenrir · 6 days ago
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MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@theslasherwife i owe you m y life
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chefenrir · 6 days ago
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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"
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