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your chicken demon is crawling up my leg
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first of all, i can’t drive. second of all, i don’t think i can solve world hunger with garlic bread
#talking about mediocre superpowers#we were not allowed to solve world hunger#funny#shitpost#silly#garlic bread
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once i have that pizza in my body, i’ll say anything
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boobs tell the truth when no one else will
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light, and shit. i’m pretty sure that’s what the angels said
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"the epic of gilgamesh" "isn't that the guy from the smurfs?"
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