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The classic tale of man finds injured bird, man brings home bird to patch it up, bird turns out to be a were-bird creature, bird then imprints on man and won't leave Bird man creature kinda hot. Man considered sexuality and level of patience

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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rip fiddleford mcgucket, you would've loved boogie nights

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Hey, here’s a fun selfship game:

If some magical force made your f/o real, would your family approve of them?

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real and true

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time quangle chuck e. cheese visit (rowan refused to go).

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me getting trapped behind another group of slow-walking, start-stopping heterosexuals with a double-wide stroller and zero spatial awareness:

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Barry and his Quangled Quids

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im obsessed with the chaotic way these little bastards scuttle run

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I am calling for a total and complete ban on tiktok pop psychology until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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Last Barney post. {for now}

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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

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Modern AU! (things end well)

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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

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picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet