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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.

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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the moral responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. 

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away, so he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all looking to get married, so you've come to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter, and the next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls, so he went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a little bit, not that you would notice, cross-eyed."

Again the farmer nodded and suggested the man date the third girl to see if things might be better, so he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

They were wed right away, and months later the baby was born.

When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby, while cute, had the ugliest face he ever saw.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a little bit, not that you would notice, pregnant when you met her."

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If this is how I die then so be it

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Thank you, Snoop Logg...

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their polyamorous swag

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I don't wanna hear one more bitch saying that contacting your senators&reps doesn't work

Btw, this is FAR from getting rid of the land selloff from the BBB. Keep at it. Mike Lee specifically is notable because he's from Utah, the state that's pushed for that sell off very heavily for mining income.

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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me