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This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

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I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

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From The Phenomenology of Anger by Adrienne Rich

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“silken smog”

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imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

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Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

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If she’s too good for you, my God, don’t leave her. Make an effort to be good enough instead.

(via bl-ossomed)

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Friend: “Whats your favorite Modest Mouse song?”

Me: Depends on if I want to dance, cry, fuck, murder someone or drive off a cliff

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13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

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