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Will: If you were a flower, what would you be?

Jay: A cactus.

Will: I’m not sure that’s a-

Jay: It’s green, it’s beautiful, and it stabs people.

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Jay: Can I say something?

Hailey: Of course.

Jay: You have the prettiest smile I've ever seen.

Hailey: Can I say something as well?

Jay: Sure.

Hailey: This smile only exists when I'm with you.

Will: Can I say something too?

Will: Get a fucking room.

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Hailey: My boyfriend said he doesn’t love me anymore.

Jay: No, I said “you can’t be the little spoon 5 times in a row, it’s my turn now.”

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Voight: Halstead, do you think you can handle this unit?

Jay: I don’t think you can handle how much I can handle this team, Sarge.

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Jay: Just you wait and see. I'm gonna romance your freakin' ass off.

Hailey: That's beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

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Not Archer being a snitch!

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😂🪓

Flight attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure.

Jay: Hailey are you okay?

Hailey [glaring]: ...Yes.

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love this account ngl

Hailey: What are you, 5?

Jay: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Hailey: ...

Jay: ...

Jay: I'm sorry please don't kill me.

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Will: *throws a snowball at Hailey*

Jay: *dramatically jumps in front of it and falls to the ground*

Jay: Hailey... I'll always-

Hailey: I got it, I'll avenge you.

Jay: No, I- really? That's so sweet!

Will: *running away* NO, IT'S NOT! I'M GONNA DIE!

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Jay: What are you doing?

Hailey: Just waiting for my partner. Maybe you've seen him. Good looking guy, thinks he can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders, yet still manages to laugh at some of my jokes.

Jay: He sounds like a handful.

Hailey: Tell me about it.

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😂😭✋🏻 this is so Jay

Bad guy, holding Jay hostage: Ten grand and I'll give him back!

Jay, offended: You think I'm only worth ten grand?

Bad guy: ...what?

Jay: Give me that.

Jay, taking the megaphone from the guy: Make it 50!

Voight, outside: SHUT UP JAY!

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...😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Jay: [banging a pen on the table out of frustration]

Hailey: Stop that, how would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Jay: I-

Jay: I don’t know the correct answer to that question…

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omg🥺🥺🥺

Fine is Good

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Summary: Fluff, fluff, and more fluff. As two tickets to tonight’s Hawks’ game falls into Jay Halstead’s hands, there’s only one blonde he can think of to take with him. Plus, unexpected events lead to added, slow progress for their budding romance. 

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😂😭✋🏻

Adam: What do you think the meaning of life is?

Jay: Hailey.

Adam: Because you love her?

Jay: No. Because life is short.

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grrr too cute😭

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posted a new chapter!💗

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Posted Chapter 1 of my Mancel Fanfic on Wattpad, username in my bio and in image above. Would love it if you checked it out!!!💗