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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
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Power went out :(
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Tried to use my last $2 to get a fucking dr pepper and the machine ate it what if i blew this whole fucking building up
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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.
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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
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they should invent a me who is free of guilt
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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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