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you know the fun fact of my username is that ‘chen ruins my bias list’ wrote in present simple. because yeah he does this like routine and i already used to it 

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me watching eye contact with exo [bgm: exo - tender love] and trying to learn their names

actually knew them a few month earlier but now i didn’t remember anything

what is your first memory of exo

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[Sehun & Suho in the cafe]

Sehun: Latte for the most handsome guy in the world, please

Barista: Aww

Suho: *blushes*

Sehun: And Suho will have water

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Wow thank you my precious 200 followers :_)

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Baekhyun: *Dying*

Someone: Somebody help him. Do the artificial respiration!

Chanyeol: How?

Somebody: Mouth-to-mouth!

Chanyeol: Oh… I can’t

Somebody: What?!

Chanyeol: You know we are bros, like truuuee bros, bro for bro, no homo, just bros

Baekhyun: *comes to life* Bro

Chanyeol: Bro

Chanyeol and Baekhyun: *do brofist*

Baekhyun: *Dies again*

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Chanbaek on public are fucking definition of vine "two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they're not gay".

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Jongdae: You drunk

Minseok: I'm drunk because of your love!

Jongdae: You drunk because of a discount for alcohol today

Minseok: Yeah, but still...

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i made a meme

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Yifan: *Chinese, who invited to the show as a Chinese expert in Chinese food* Also Yifan: *Chinese, who can’t hold Chinese dumpling with chopsticks*

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Kyungsoo: *take his cap off*

Red Velvet, randomly appears: Sometimes, you gotta be bald! Just rock the world! Boo-yah. Lalala la-

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Chen: Check my new perfume

Baekhyun: lol it smells so gay

Chen: It's not perfume it's you

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Nice, kind chats. Because that what i need in this sarcastic world!

Chanyeol: You are LEADER!

Suho: So what?!

Chanyeol: And you doing amazing.

Suho: *blushes*

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Kai: OMG! Did you saw how you dancing?

Chanyeol: *upset* How?

Kai: Very good!

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Chen: Smile if you like me!

Minseok: *smiling as bright as he can*

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Baekhyun: Do you ever wonder what your future husband is doing?

Chanyeol: What are you doing?

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Baekhyun: *being loud*

Kyungsoo: *walks over to him, sits down on Baekhyun's knees, moves closer to his face and softly whispers in his ear*

Kyungsoo: shUT THE FUCK UP!

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jongdae: how's the most beautiful boy in korea doing on this fine day?

minseok: i don't know, jongdae, how AR-

sehun, from across the room: I'm doing fine, thanks

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*texting*

baekhyun: i found a job!

jongdae: what job?

baekhyun: now i'm gay designer

jongdae: you meant GAME designer?

baekhyun: no

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Yifan: hey, wanna go out? I have bad mood because i dropped my phone and ruin a screen, so ...

Junmyeon: yeah, it's your style to ruin everything

Yifan: wha-

Junmyeon: our relationships, my youth, precious time that i gave you

Yifan: