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ransom and holster are like "its sooo messed up that shitty and lardo get to go on double dates with jack and bitty we should get to do that too" and lardo is like "ok so do it. go on a double date with jack and bitty. i dare you" and somehow it takes them until the day of to realize that by definition they are now dating

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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?

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I need to stop scrolling that snark blog it’s just so crazy to me. What do you mean you’re reblogging that post about how removing sex/violence from movies is a priority of and gateway for fascism. Are you trying to imply that omgcp being a slice of life sports romcom that stays in its genre makes it fascist?? Do you hear yourself?? Why are you going to bat so hard for a fictional character. Largely the posts I’ve seen where people are complaining about how Parse is treated/talked about aren’t even saying it impacts real people, just this fake man who doesn’t exist and was in barely a handful of panels. What are we doing. What’s going on. The sun is out and beautiful and there’s other things to read and watch and do. You’re not “engaging with the material critically” you’re “being critical” and maybe more importantly “being mean”. Have you had something good to eat yet today.

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bitty in 2023 is thriving sharing recipes on tiktok until teenagers start accusing jack of grooming him bc jack is 33 and bitty is 28 and they are both cancelled

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You leave the check please fandom for a couple years and tumblr will reassign your post. Is this is the communism I’ve heard so much about

Jack Zimmermann is a robot who never makes jokes ever: Wrong

Jack Zimmermann has an incredibly dry sense of humor and only allows himself to be outright silly around people he’s emotionally close with: Right

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day 3 of 30 minute sketch mondays with @revalito! this time with jack zimmermann ^^ (he's 100% looking at bitty)

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[Image IDs. Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann from Check Please. Shitty says "It's Pride Month, Jack. You know what that means". Jack responds "Huh? What? Do you want me to play like... Gay Hockey?" /End ID]

I can't draw I just wanted to be included.

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Jack & Holster have the exact same sense of humor but Jack is more subtle about it and Holster has the precision of a blindfolded elephant playing darts and this is another reason why they hate each other

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It’s just gonna be so so hard keeping all that to myself.

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lardo reminds me so much of my old rugby team :,)

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thinking about ransom’s massive crush on tater

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LMAO

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!!!!!!!

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✨A DUO✨

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