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legend has it, he gave his wife a break, beat off in the bathroom and when she sat on the toilet, she still got pregnant.

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does a woman get pregnant each and every time like that?
No.
Stop your playing.

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technopagan is also a synonym with delusional.

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It's code for "Since all you pricks wont leave me alone, I'm going somewhere that you have no excuse. Come to my house out there with this crap, I'll bury you."

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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong
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@cir-c if we go with what you said, it's even more impressive because this dude was shooting super shots that never missed. Just call him Super Jizz.
Now don't get it twisted, I get the fact that she birthed 69 times as well. Not taking anything away there. But the simple fact is this.
They were both impressive and their sex game was strong all round. And anyone saying otherwise is an idiot, a liar, or they are pushing an agenda over something that really is trivial.

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Now, I'm gonna preface and no I'm not playing devils advocate.
But this "they are weird for hunting" Most of human history we've hunted." What we are doing, going to the store and getting steroid beef in plastic is historically strange as fuck.
But that said, come to a land, you adapt to the culture, if not, then go to a land where you can be you. It ain't difficult to understand.

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if you want to hear a toad with his balls in a vice singing karaoke you go ahead
Do not turn on the sound
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Hey has tumblr heard about the Chase “Infinite Money glitch” debacle from tiktok yet because
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On the strike, his arm gets broken. End of.
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