oh my GOSH i would lick him like hes licking that damn mic I NEEED HIM I MEED HIM PLEASE ILL LET HIM SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL WHILE HE THRUSTS INTO MY MOUTH ILL LET HIN DO ANYTHING TO ME
― As well as canonly watching people sleep, he sleeps with his eyes open like actual snakes do sometimes.
― Was a mama's boy as a kid and still sometimes shows that side of him.
― Once tried speaking brainrot (skibidi toilet, gyat, sigma, etc.), never again.
― Reads bedtime stories to the egg boiz sometimes.
― Had a son who died at a young age and is in Heaven.
― Loves drawing sometimes but is horrible at it.
― Laid all of the egg boiz himself like an actual snake (Brainrot/Shitpost hc)
― When he first went to Hell, he was crawling and clawing on the ground from not knowing how to use is tail/body for a week or so.
― Yawns like a cat; His jaw unhinges and opens very wide, and once he's done, his tongue flicks out a bit with that innocent look.
― Has a bad sleep schedule.
― Once sent an anonymous love letter to Cherri, and when she came to visit, she told Angel about it with Pentious nearby, who whistling and looking away, saying stuff like, "Lord, I wonder who could possibly have done that..." After that, he never did it again in fear of being founded out.
― In the Bible, it states that in Heaven you will forget about everything/everything bad, so possibly when Sir Pentious went to Heaven, he forgot about everything.
― He's a yellow ring-necked snake.
― Will pretend to die like an actual snake (in the right moment) if he's being overdramatic or if he feels offended/threatened.
BONUS (AND KIND OF UNRELATED)
― After Sir Pentious double-died, Frank (egg boi) and Cherri started being closer with one another, having a mother-son type of relationship
These are just my headcanons, I don't wanna be attacked, I love Sir Pentious </3 This is my first time posting a headcanons post, ever, let alone on Tumblr, I hope it's good for a first. I want to do oneshots and drabbles too later on, but for now, this is fine for me.
Frank once had to beg for resources just to paint the house and Bill was reluctant because he didn’t understand it.
At the end of their lives, we see Frank’s paintings everywhere, all over their house and town. Which means that he not only was able to get Bill to see the importance of maintaining art and beauty, but that Bill went out of his way to make sure Frank always had paint on hand.
That just goes to show the strength of their love and Bill’s character development. One of the most romantic queer media pieces I’ve ever watched. Beautiful, gutting, perfect.