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kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do
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Fck Parvo! 🤬
All my homies hate parvo 😤🖕
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the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
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Bouncing between hornyposting and being an emotional trainwreck:

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what if we kissed... under the missle toad
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We all just need a good fuck(ing nap) or two.
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mutuals do this with me
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You're so smart.. It feels easy to look up to you when you go from horny posting to posting some really smart stuff :33 being wide-eyed impressed ૮ ⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄ ·̭ o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝ ྀིა
Vast horny leads to vast knowledge which leads back to horyn.

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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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