im like if my dreams came true, but i don't have dreams so im really just... here✌️
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When my plan for a third worldist maoist revolution succeeds, every Usamerican shall be forced to attend geography classes
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Penelope Garcia & Luke Alvez in Criminal Minds 18x01
#please let me know if they get together#maybe I'll find it in me to get through the emily and jj less seasons and get to luke#or truly just skip it#idfk
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an apple a day doesn’t fall far from the tree…or something like that
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it's times like these i miss twitter but I shall stay strong
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mgg’s new gf getting heat instead of him getting heat for never dating anyone over 30–
#we found a new leo#his threshold is like 30 instead of 25#was gonna say we found our new leo but I'm pretty sure they're around the same age#a man pushing 50 still being babied what else is new
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beware spoilers from criminal minds because
wtf
like I can't process whatever this was like... it was so out of pocket and kinda unnecessary? like damn what is even this show anymore
I can't even tell if I'm being queerbaited or not
(I love it regardless but omg)
but please, tell me what you think about this if you watched
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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir
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maybe it isn't that good that the president of the united states is threatening an individual with deportation, even if the individual in question is a Bad Person. maybe it isn't good that someone is getting threatened with ICE because they make a few upsetting tweets.
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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.
hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.
hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy
hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it
hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently
hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love
horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho
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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)
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guys … can i be honest … i just don’t give a flying fuck about that forty something year old man irl …
like not to sound like a bitch with a capital B but like ??????? why does anyone care what he’s up to or who he’s up in 😭😭 go fucking touch grass and stop being weird
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we need a sniper
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
#this is true for any group hangout#i remember 15 yr old me just deciding what was going to happen and I would just gently tell them#heyyyy we're doing this okay???#and the one time I didn't do it#everyone went home mad and annoyed
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TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
S-I-T-T-I-N-G
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