cherryredblogger
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I AM A PRETTY PIECE OF FLESH
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cherryredblogger · 3 hours ago
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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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cherryredblogger · 3 hours ago
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got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and
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cherryredblogger · 3 hours ago
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
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cherryredblogger · 3 hours ago
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thinking about tony tony stark spent his ENTIRE childhood. Like every moment of it. ENGULFED in propaganda.
and the moment he had 1. unfiltered facts about what he was actually funding and 2. the posee to stop it… he did. He did that.
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cherryredblogger · 18 hours ago
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harley met tony stark and realized how much of a weirdo the guy is. he quickly decided to believe every cracked story he hears about the guy, because if he’ll use harley’s sisters baby watch and upgrade potato guns, he probably DID do all that other weird stuff.
peters so used to not being believed that he doesn’t really care who he tells about his past. they won’t believe him anyways. they don’t remember peter parker and they don’t know anything about him, what’s the downside? so when he drunkenly tells a guy at the bar that tony stark used to be him emergency contact, he assumes the nod is a polite one and nothing more.
harley, intrigued, makes sure the drunk stranger gets home safe. He gives him water that he seems to desperately need, and he offers him food that the guy eats like he’s starving.
and that’s how peter parker wakes up in harley keeners apartment to a whole lot of questions and a guy that, for once, seems to genuinely believe and want to help him.
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cherryredblogger · 22 hours ago
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guess who just got back from having the worst sex
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cherryredblogger · 22 hours ago
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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I hit a bump and had a panic attack :/
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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u should leave hickies on me that look like you tried to eat me
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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realest thing I've heard all week. summers about to start soon and now I got all this free time, I'm trying not to just get high all the time but it's so easy to nowadays
I'm bored.
hi bored. i'm benny ^-^
think about a hydra tony au with me okay? man who rips out and replaces his entire body and wears a synthetic skin to seem human still.
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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you were also high?
I'm bored.
hi bored. i'm benny ^-^
think about a hydra tony au with me okay? man who rips out and replaces his entire body and wears a synthetic skin to seem human still.
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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So like a SIM but for nazis
I'm bored.
hi bored. i'm benny ^-^
think about a hydra tony au with me okay? man who rips out and replaces his entire body and wears a synthetic skin to seem human still.
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cherryredblogger · 2 days ago
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Hey what the fuck
HOW DARE YOU jakanansnakandnf
hey everyone go check out the first word in my last few posts :)
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