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almond cookie hyperfixation is getting out of hand and I've read all the x readers on tumbler jifewijdidwojcdojceoicjoifmriojferfjofjoerfijrifjiofje
ima go spoil him with sum jellies
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pray for me, my art finals are soon and I submitted a drawing of hatsune nil-ku
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this is not the welcome home I know. Where is Wally why no more eye contact Julie get tf outta here
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GUYS I MET SHADOW MILK AND GOT PURE VANILLA AND ALMOND COOKIE IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY
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did I just spend money on a cookie game to get my crush? Yes.
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what if we all met once before and never knew-
if you seen a purple haired shortie in a goralliz hoodie say hi lol/j
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Gram: Somebody's talking shit about me
Dante: go the fuck to sleep
𝒮𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒮𝓎𝓂𝒷ℴ𝓁
☼☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎❄︎❄︎❄︎❄︎❄︎❄︎❄︎
Rochelle, Bea, Raph,Ginger, Barron :me
Character mentioned/ Gram: @cherrythepuppet
Ditch: @/zeddyzi
Travel log #1, 2 hours on the road: {Beatrix Callisto}: location rocky north mountains.
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-It’s been at least two hours since we’ve been on this I see wasteland of a rock. Me and Raph recently started dating. That’s a plus I guess never knew my future in-laws were gonna be zombies, but all I know is that’s what’s keeping Raph from falling apart and completely destroyed. So if this is what makes him happy, I’m happy too although I can’t help but…I feel a strange hope for the infected we have tagging along the trip all the way to the main city mall. If they can still have their humanity, intact and most their brains working being able to know their own son. that this could be passed on possibly the other infected from early stages aka known for now as a possible cure in the future when that’s done we can build a city somewhere rural and untouched making it a safe place for families, children, etc one person at a time.
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End of log
Raph looked over at Bea who was writing in her own velvet pink Diary of how many hours the 4 were out on the road until they reached the main city to the only mall with remaining electricity. O they would survive or not depending on how much gas jugs they had, Rochelle and ditch were hungry and they couldn’t resist the temptation to eat their own son at this moment still being half Infected. Raph saw his parents practically salivating and sighed knowing this was the perks of having A stalker and clicker zombie as parents
“Bea?, can you feed Mom, I’ll give dad some deer meat, extra bloody for both.”
Beatrix looked back at Raph nodding. She stoped the car for a second before going to the back of the car truck and opened one of the coolers revealing bloody animal limbs freshly made from the butcher shop. Bea hated the smell with literally every bone in her body.but she endured it all grabbing 1 deer leg and 1 chunky pig heart going to one of the back seats of the jeep, This time Raph took the wheel as Beatrix undid Rochelle’s Twine sewn into her lips, Rochelle let out a pained distorted sound as her jaw hanged from the flesh fibers once more, so much she pump faked a bite on Beatrix making her yell and say “WOAH-, easy here’s your food, ma’am with all due respect please don’t do that.”
Rochelle slowly turned her head growling inhumanely making those disturbing clicking noises as saliva poured from her mouth and got closer to Beatrix, who backed up. Just as she thought Rochelle was going to eat her the ballerina zombie surprisingly laughed sinisterly, booping Bea on her nosema managing to say a distorted yet slightly clear
“…. PoUrquoi si nerveuxxxx?”
Raph who was feeding ditch his meal, to which his father devoured like a hungry coyote ripping the flesh apart and tore the first flesh layer off in seconds trying to get at the bone, ditch gestured to the back, at Bea said “mom said why you’re jumpy?” Beatrix laughed and simply shrugged giving Rochelle her pig heart, which Rochelle wolfed it down like eating an apple, once the infected were done eating their nourishments gram safely guided ditch to his seat ditch growled in irritation knowing that he was gonna be treated like an old man the whole trip, thus causing ditch to playfully shove Raph’s face away making a clicking sound taking a seat next to his wife.
“Chill out dad, gotta know you’re still in there and not completely gone.” Rochelle and Ditch surprisingly stopped salivating as they looked foward occasionally twitching unnaturally making soft yet still chopped up and distorted coo’s. Huffing and Sniffing the air smelling fresh lavender that rarely grew on the fields aside them, Beatrix looked back then immediately wrote notes about this
Raph could take his eyes off so he asked “Bea what’s wrong?”
“UHM- nothing, nothing at all like raphie your parents are sniffing! LIKE THEY HAVE THE FOURTH SENSE!!” Raph’s eyes wised and he drove with one arm while the other covered his mouth “oh my gosh, no fucking way-, MY PARENTS ARE ALIVEEE..SORT OFF” as Raph cheered while driving increasing his hopes that he would soon be able to hug his parents again and they would be able to hug back he then said
“Kay the sooner we get to the mall the sooner we pay a visit to gram & his friend.”
Bea looked back and smiled with a hint of insanity seeing how happy Raph was, and if it meant getting rid of gram she’d help him to her fullest extent
{Music playing in background would bee: you should see me in a crown by Billie eilish
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“Okayyy, let’s see, a ¿Qué me estoy perdiendo?
Beanie bombs, nope have plenty a’ those, ammo hmmm nope still have a lotta that over there” Ginger sauntered suspiciously around the room as if looking for something or someone, suddenly a dark shadow started to engulf her
“Oh NOW I remember it’s my Bear-Bear!”
As a huge huff was released from behind Ginger making her copper colored hair float up slightly she laughed and immediately tackled the Kodiak. Bear into a wrestle, the bear lightly roared and play fought back pawing at her face until he was baby/cub carrying Ginger “You’ve gotta work on the lurking better Big Guy, I recognized those big paws.”
She then went over to the outside of the house where meat hung from a sharp wire, she came back inside and placed a whole ass medium skinless goat into a bowl the size of a water case. She called Barron “Alright Osíto!, chow time .!”
Barron immediately trotted quickly over to the bowl and started mauling the goat, Ginger patted his side earning her a brief low growl, she giggled saying “yup, dig in.” While she on the other hand turned on her radio playing a chill Hawaiian tune song, then went to the fridge and grabbed a small bunch of large green grapes and 2 limes, she went to the small kitchen area in the treehouse, where she poured some glacier water along with Rare sweet condensed canned milk from her cabinets from a milk jug into a muscle powered blender then tossed in a couple of grapes. Putting the lid on she blended the mix into a juicy puree before grabbing a cup and hovering a small strainer over it pouring the mix known as a refreshing Brazilian lemonade with her own touch She went over to where Barron was eating then sat down next to the bear criss crossing her legs drinking her beverage until it was half full she tapped barron’s side of his fuzzy arm and whistled Barron turned over to Ginger tilting his head, Ginger asked
“want the last of my lemonade?” Holding out the drink to which Barron sniffed then sat on his bottom legs as Ginger helped him drink the lemonade, the bear immediately put his paws on the cups sides lifting the cup up and lapped at the lemonade spilling some down his snout
Ginger laughed and even snorted saying “Your so adorable, still a little cub.” But the more she thought the more it made her relive her worst nightmare
Flashback to when the outbreak was 1 week in “
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Ginger was running through the woods cold and her clothes dripping with water barely escaping the grasps of a shambler near a river, the fact that it was winter wasn’t helping at all. what are mine was on at this moment was just to survive to go somewhere anywhere away from that lake
*Run. Survive. Running is survival.*
Until she heard a loud cry, it seemed like a deer?..no, deer have a more loud pitch, this was low, Ginger looked back and saw nothing so she went to go see what it was
When she got to the source of the noise, her heart sank when she saw a bear cub crying as its mother was currently getting eaten alive by starving bloaters. At that point Ginger stood silent slowly and very quietly taking steps toward the cub, once she was close enough she gently scooped it up and softly held its snout shut, the cub slightly snorted due to its mouth being closed and just like that, Ginger bolted from that area, going back to the running state with a bear cub in her arms, once they were at a random rocky cliff she sat down criss crossed and looked at the cub in her arms
“Looks like we both lost someone important to us too, huh ostíto?…You shouldn’t have had ta see that I probably know, by how you cried out that much for your mom.”
The cub wined before sniffing out something in her pocket, it was a common small beef jerky stick
Ginger curiously looked at her pocket and back at the cub, “want one?” Before she unwrapped the stick and gave it the bear. The cub devoured it happily, she ate one of the beef jerky sticks too, then said “now I’m responsible for ya.. but you need a name, jaws? Titan? Nope too classic, you..you need a people name.” She then thought about it before it clicked.
Bear….run…
“Barron?.yeah that’s kinda cool.”
The cub looked up softly licking the beef flavor off her cheek, Ginger snorted and said laughing “Heyy!”
#RAAAAAAAA#IDJFDIFJDIFJRIFJRINDINDS ROCHELLE IS GONNA BE FUCKIN AWESOME ISTG#I gotta work on my chapter ooof
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I've got a pressuresona, scrapsona, pinesona, puppetsona, spidersona, toonsona, now a cookiesona
I have a problem
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somebody please draw me and pure vanilla cookie but it's like this
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"Nah I ain't got a type-"
Castiel , Tre, Almond Cookie, Matthew Pattel
"OH FUCK-"
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attention all moots. Im bored, what do I do? Also I just realized my type is trench coats
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“Gabriella, smile for the camera!”
“Fuck no.”
YOUNGER GABE AUGHFHEJSKSKSMS,
permission to rip/j
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this is canon to the tlou Au now. Ralph is Abby Anderson eheheheh
ℜ𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫
☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎⁂⁂⁂
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Raph, Beatrix, Rochelle, Axle, bus driver, guard Johnny : me
Gram : @cherrythepuppet
Ditch: @/zeddyzi
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The bus Ralph was in Had a lost of talkative kids in there as it was headed all the way back to his parents camp back in the mountains of of of the snowy area, Originally he never wanted to be sent to the safety camp in the first place. Because he was afraid that the infected would break through his parents camp. Ditch had always had that tendency to brag about how their camp was mostly the closest thing this world had to an actual city despite the starvation, cannibalism, and lack of greens which they had tried to grow but made no progress whatsoever
Ralph was just on the edge of his seat on the bus looking out the window as lots of snowy pine trees passed by them. Along side the average human corpses and skeletons that the infected had ate exited to see his parents after the 3 months they were apart, exited to go hunting with his dad, to spar with his mom and eat well cooked horse meat while spotting for Enemies on their grounds
When suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder, it was one of his camp friends axel: “Raph chill out we’re not there yet, you’re gonna fall over.” Ralph looked back at
axel and playfully shoved his face saying back “Dad promised we’d go hunting for deer again, and Mamá said I’d get to shoot my first shot with a shotgun after so sorry if I’m not exited like the the rest of you guys after not seeing your parents for 3 months.” Axel tilted his head when raph’s French accent slipped out when mentioning Rochelle “huh…after 3 months I never know you were french?….Anyway, you get to shoot a gun?, I’m only gonna be a clothes maker soo gotta skin a lotta wolf fur. Or clean on skeletons.”
Ralph gagged and said “Grosss ugh save that for later, I don’t wanna throw up half way and have mama check me for a fever.”
“Oh Fuck you raph,” as axel flipped him of, wich Raph reciprocated but flicking Ax’s forehead
“Ugh call y’all quit it? the bus drivers gonna drop us off if we keep standing up..”
A girl with curly brunette hair in 2 space buns, one streak of light pink hair with tan skin named Beatrix, but Raph and ax would call her bea, trix, or the prodigal daughter when she kept them in line, they knew each other but not that much to be called besties rather just Acquaintances who talked when bored,
Axle yawned and stood up out of pure spite saying “Oh how Very rude of me” “It was rude! I’m saving your ass from runners here”-
“ONE MORE WORD AND IM DROPPING YOU BOTH OFF AT RUNNERS TERRITORY!..”
everyone immediately got silent on the bus despite never being in the argument, and Raph tried to suppress his laughter muttering “oh my gosh..” slightly laughing “Got something to add Raphael??”
“It’s raph to you, hog nose, say my government name again and see what happens.”
Raph glared at the bus driver being that only his mother said his full name in rare or intense situations
“….I don’t get paid enough to fight with you shitface…an asshole just like your dad.”
Raph scoffed and stood up saying angrily “Say that shit again I fuckin Dare you!-“ Beatrix held him back putting her hands on his chest, “Hey! Hey! Raph, leave it. Let’s just get home and you can do whatever with the dude but we’re in the middle of Shambler territory…” being that they were about to cross a bridge over water where shamblers lurked in the mists of the river
Beatrix then calmly said looking up at him, cupping his face
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“I’m begging you…sit. down.” Raph’s face softened slightly and he sat down, this time next to Bea “I’d Shank that dude if he wasn’t taking us home, or if we weren’t over those things territory.” “you would.. never said you wouldn’t.” She looked at him and hesitated before asking “when we get back home, you wanna go sledding?” “With what? Member’ we don’t have sleds like we did back at the camp..”
Beatrix rolled her eyes and said “um do you ever notice flirting once in a while?, plus we can make one. not that hard to.”
Raph’s face flushed slightly and looked out the window saying “I didn’t know you were flirting…cause I’ve never had someone flirt with me.” Bea hesitated a bit for 6 seconds but she planted a kiss on his cheek, then there was silence again until she felt Raph lean down and lay on her shoulder that spoke words in simple gestures.
An hour had passed and they reached ditch’s territory for their 3rd stop the bus driver called them “Shitface!, Dune rat!. Your stop” Raph and Bea got up now hand in hand as axle waved by to Raph, before stepping off Raph gave the driver a tissue, “what’s this for? I’m not sad you little shits are going“
Raphael scoffed out a skeptical laugh and asked “who said that was for tears?” “Ok what?-“ the Boom Raph had punched the drivers nose with some carved wood brass knuckles made for that moment as a loud wet crunch was heard since Raph had packed a good punch taking after a combo of ditch and Rochelle training him.
“I think it’s Time you use that the tissue now.”
Beatrix flinched at that punch he gave the driver. She looked at Raph walking down the steps of the bus and took her hand as the driver sped off.
Going to the front of the gate, something was..off the usual guard wasn’t there and that guard was strong so he doubted that he got eaten by a runner. Then when they entered the gate inside the camp everything went from suspicious to worse, dead corpses of ditch’s guards were scattered everywhere blood stained the snow and half of the little town was burned to ash for some reason
Raph’s eyes widened as he looked around the camp that used to be his home, Beatrix picked up a loaded gun from a corpse that stood close not knowing if the infected had broken in or not a surviving guard ran up to the two saying “Raph?! WHAT THE? how are you back this soon”
“What the fuck happened here..?”
The guard explained as if hating every word he was speaking “Our camp. Ditch’s camp, was destroyed by this kid and tall guy who lead 5 or 6 of the infected inside, your dad tried to catch him after…Oh Jesus”
Raph asked immediately “After what” “Raph, I really don’t-” “AFTER WHAT DAMN IT?!”
“The boy, about your age goes by the name Gram. He killed Rochelle by hacking a meat cleaver through her neck.. I’m so So sorry for your loss.”
Beatrix covered her mouth and immediately hugged Raph who was sobbing at this point “No- NO this can’t be real it it’s FUCKING MADE UP, TELL ME THIS IS MADE UP”
..”it’s not. Rochelle’s dead, along with Ditch who was found with god knows how many stab holes in his chest and face”
Raph ran to where his parents were murdered calling out helplessly his voice breaking from the sobs “ MOM!, DAD!”
When he got to the first scene, his father was seemingly ‘dead’ lying lifeless on the ground with about 60 stab wounds to his left side of his face and his chest The sight alone made raph wanna throw up because of the stab wounds triggering trypophobia, with that he collapsed on the ground holding his fathers body sobbing“…dad..You promised we’d go hunting…you promised you’d be fine..” Beatrix had caught up with Raph she took a moment to let him cry but not wanting to see him in that much pain she slowly approached him, sat down on her knees next to him, hugging him tightly trying to comfort him as much while he was still sane
“I know..I know, everything hurts right now..” Raph was now wailing, but nonetheless he hugged Beatrix back saying through tears “Don’t *hic* just please don’t go Bea..”
“It’s ok, I got you here let’s stand up.” Beatrix then stood up helping him stand to his feet, she hugged him fully with her head pressed up against his chest. When he finally stopped crying she took one step back giving him some space saying “We’ll try to head to a different camp or get as much supplies that we can and just save up so we don’t starve.”
Raph immediately said “We’re going…I’m gonna find this Gram then once I get him Im stuffing his throat with worms, FUAACK”
Raph punched then dented a piece of metal and yelled frustrated and saddened “He KILLED my parents bea!, my only family I had left in this Shithole!…”
Beatrix held his slightly bloody knuckles softly, before kissing them, she reassured him “I know. And you have EVERY RIGHT to be enraged right now. That’s why I’m helping you.” “Bea, no it’s dangerous.” “Danger!? Raph we LIVE in danger EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.!” Before she could explain her reasonings
a low distorted growl was heard from behind them the two froze and slowly turned around, There the two of them saw an infected Rochelle sauntering around the doorway of the once decent restaurant Seeing someone who wasn’t her son, she roared out an infected screech her mouth ripped from the sides leaving her lower jaw hanging by the fibers of her rotted flesh and lunged at Beatrix, who screamed and kept her arms to her face with Rochelle trying to bite or get a scratch off her
“BEA!-”
Raph instantly helped get Rochelle off of her by kicking her face then tackled the female infected zombie onto the ground not know the zombie was his mother, Rochelle fell back low growling mixed with clicking. but her eyes squinted slightly at the person who kicked her recognizing that voice when Rochelle easily apprehended Raph she lifted him up and started choking him, Beatrix tried to help but suddenly ditch who became a half clicker with one working eye, grabbed Bea from the back restraining her
“LET ME GO, IL PUT A BULLET IN YOUR SKULL!!”
As Raph was being choked he now got a good view of the Stalker zombies face, it was Rochelle In The undead flesh, as she made more zombies growls
Raph coughed out managing to say something in his mother’s lingo “ Mama…*gasp* De beaux.. mouvements, soyez juste plus sournois…-“ which made Rochelle’s eyes slightly widen and Hesitantly released him from her grasp having a rare flashback
*Raph and Rochelle were having a Sparing match in training*
Rochelle beckoned her son forward to which Raph did a cartwheel kick run towards her and she backflipped gracefully over him doing a full Grand Jeté in the process of her landing, when she did she was now in a plie stance tutting her son
“You’ve got to save those moves for when you need them mon filis, remember fighting isn’t just flips and Kicks think..about the opponent’s weakness.”
she tiptoed over to him and sauntered around him with steps so light you couldn’t hear them and leaped forward put Raph tripped her doing a swift sliding move yanking her feet as hard as he could Rochelle yelled in surprise knowing Raph made her slip onto the slow cushioning her fall. Later getting up and fluffing snow off her ballet suit “you really learn Raphael…” raph snickered and said “Gotta be more sneaky than that Mamà.” Rochelle laughed wholeheartedly finding her son finally outsmarting her silly “Ugh! you little rascal” she swiftly tripped him by his feet using a light version of a 360* floor kick then picked him up his back pressed against her “MOM?! Don’t baby me, I’m 12!”
*back to the present*
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Rochelle screeched out some words which ended up sounding terrifying but ultimately she managed to say through the distortion and ripped jaw
“R-Ra-PHa..el?”
Raph cried and nodded slowly “Yes, It’s me Mamà..It’s Raph.”
Rochelle stood there for a second, still salivating and making runner noises before growling over to ditch moving her head to the side to signal him to let Bea go, ditch complied, Raph turned to ditch and said confused yet scared “dad..remember me?.” Raph slowly reached out to his father but ditch ended up flicking his forehead making Raph laugh slightly and say “Yup, it’s definitely you old man.”
Ditch screeched in the same way but Rochelle walked to them in a slightly distorted way, Raph then went to go reassure his girlfriend “Bea..Bea it’s okay, these are my parents.” Holding her hand, Bea was shocked to say the least “HOW?!, THEY STILL KNOW YOU?? Oh my gosh did-did we just discover a clue to a possible cure?!”
Raph tilted his head and say “maybee? Idk but right now we gotta get moving and find this gram guy” Rochelle and ditch’s faces contorted into ones of anger making them take their anger out on random things other than their son and bea at the mention of gram’s name, Raph made a silent face before saying “Yeah yknow what you guys can we him once I catch him.” Raph kissed Beatrix once on the lips making ditch make a *Yuegh* face still having his personality, Rochelle then Went up to her son slowly put swiftly putting a hand on his shoulder before taking the meat cleaver out of her neck stained with black blood handing it to Raph as his first large weapon he ever held Raph sniffled and hugged his mothers waist, sadly Rochelle wasn’t human enough to reciprocate the hug, but she felt it, making a distorted gentle huff ditch however have his son a noogie making Raph laugh and say “DAD!, dad! I get it, OK YOUWIN?! “ thus making ditch snicker distorted yet laugh sinisterly
before Raph looked around and said “Bea, can you get me sharp twine and rope, somewhere?” Beatrix nodded and said “I have the twine in my mini satchel, for the rope…” she looked around and found a good roll of it in a corner of junk heading over, grabbing it and handing it to Raph who was still getting used to the heaviness of the weapon he then took the sharp end of the twine, went up to his father first saying “ sorry in advance pop.” Sewing his mouth shut making ditch more annoyed than angry
He did the same to Rochelle but sewing, her mouth ended up fixing her torn mouth thus she was calmer now that her jaw wasn’t throbbing in pain for the next part, Beatrice helped tie some rope around their wrists handing ditch to Raph while she had Rochelle,
*one hour of a supply steal later.*
sneaking away through the back and onto a Green camouflage jeep Beatrix drove them into the woods, with Raph sharpening his blade saying calmly yet sinisterly “Congratulations Gram. You just won yourself an invitation to your own dinner party, and your the main entrée.”
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Yeah! What is Ditch!?
"My boss..."
(Mel's afraid to leave and lose her other eye)
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My sona is done, drew it on my friends tablet, procreate is so confusing lol
anyways somebody draw me and your sona interacting I want buddies :D
#Sona art#sona redesign#cherry giggles#cherrythepuppet#digital art#my art#i gen like this one#Dw im still an Eldritch monster tho
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Mlem (hello brother)
chat meet my little brother, Muskrat
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