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All chasers will be shown my plushies and forced to learn their tragic backstories or get blocked. It's the least they can do to atone for their sins of fetishizing me in a non-hot way
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hey... hey... dont cry. two puppies clipped together by a really short leash and theyre making out all sloppy style and whimpering and trying to pin each other down. ok?
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Owners make sure to remember!
Puppies have sensitive noses for a reason! They love it when you grab a fistful of their hair and shove them into your crotch. They're sure to be nice and pliant after having been so thoroughly overwhelmed with your scent.
Make sure to experiment with shoving your puppies muzzle into other spots as well!~
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any trans ppl wanna be friends :3 (we will be sexting within the hour)
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making fun of the little "ghghgh" noises puppies make while you're throatfucking them by telling them how stupid they sound. even if that's probably the most intelligent sound that'll come from their mouth because anything they have to say doesn't matter. is this anything.
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*puts a muzzle on you*
Hehe, I thought you said you wanted to suck mommy's cock, hmm? You're trying soooo hard, desperate for just a taste of my girlcock, aren't you? But.. you're wearing a muzzle. And only bad dogs wear a muzzle. So you must be a bad dog! And that means we're gonna have to spend alllll night punishing you and teaching you how to behave! But you're smart, I'm sure I can teach you! 馃グ
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Sometimes the doggy requires soooo much affection and right now is one of those times
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does anyone want to play 'first faggot to moan loses' where we both get stupid high and wrestle while fully clothed until one of us gets a hand down the other's pants
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hot tip: you can fuck the dysphoria out of girls if you hit their prostate enough times
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Just remember you鈥檙e someone鈥檚 most bangable mutual. Maybe multiple. Freaks attract freaks like magnets. Where was I going with this.
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Reblogging nasty shit on tumblr as if I鈥檓 not a shy bumbling mess of a thing irl
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celebrate woman's day by sucking your girlfriend's dick
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Imagine being on a 3am call with your dnd players and they all realize that you, the DM, are a bottom and the rest of them are tops. The bullying has my cheeks pretty rosy but I'm not complaining
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Please please please please please let me sit in ur lap I promise I won't wiggle my ass and get you worked up and then pretend I was just trying to get comfy please please please please please
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Why is everyone shoving their hotness in front of my eyeballs and not their genitals in my face?
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