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a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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known tax evader obi-wan kenobi

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Bro... what if we keldabe kissed... and we were both boys 😳 hahaha jk jk.... unless?

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babygirl i will subject you to my interests

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Ben kederlerin vardığı yeri severim,

Bir çiçeğin vardığı yeri sevdiğim gibi...

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my favourite new arrival today to the Suez Canal party is this incredibly conspicuous Russian warship labelled as an oil tanker that’s just anchored amongst the stranded cargo ships. chillin.

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You know what. I’d rather be editing the book-accurate HMC live action movie into cheesy fanvids with pop songs from the 2000s like Katy Perry Hot'n Cold or Lady Gaga’s bad romance!! or shit like that you know and add a bunch of cheesy effects & colourful lyrics on top u kno

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if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

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homophobic person: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR BEING GAY

me, sitting in the circle made of crystals and black candles, shuffling my tarot deck, in the middle of pagan ritual, praying to Old Gods in the room full of pentagrams and witchcraft symbols: are you sure about that reason, sir?

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The Centralia Enterprise, Kansas, August 8, 1884

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“if consumers buying goods that they believe help them ‘connect with the Earth’ are, in fact, making purchases that are connected to grave human-rights abuses, environmental destruction, conflict and corruption. Unfortunately, this is a very real risk for products like crystals.”

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So what if it all ends in disaster? At least it will be your disaster!

Loki, interupting my midnight ramblings about all the things that could go wrong next week. (via agnosticlokean)

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Frank Dicksee (1853-1928), The Sensitive Plant

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If I’ve met you at all

Take me and change me and turn me around

Use your smell and your sight and your sound

Experience is a funny little thing when found

Unseen til later, you change my entire, change my fire

Move my heart and my soul and my breath

But for you, I would die a different death

My whirl and my faint and my fate you formeth

If only we saw, if only we knew, the little things you do

When you move on, I won’t weep nor cry

But a little voice in my head refuses to die

Says that saying nothing after all that’d lie

But nothing I’d say, time makes us come, from things we should’ve done.

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County Cryptids: Cheshire

Walkerswood Wildman

Bigfoot

Skulking Creature

Black Shuck

Big Cat

Crocodile

Delamere Thing

Dragon

Mermaid

Other weird stuff:

Naked Wizard

Phantom Bell

Superhero

UFO