They/them. 20. Ukrainian, слава Україні! Ivy League dwelling gremlin. Lived in a number of countires. Like a lot of stuff. My media criticism credentials start and end with working as a projectionist.On here you may call me Cat.
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Actively so ill and food poisoned but I am so sucessionpilled rn (wrong time, wrong place 😭) I will go back to writing fanfiction for the first time in over a decade. Brutus by The Buttress is just a Shiv Roy song argue with the wall.
#This is actually unhinged#succession#shiv roy#siobhan roy#I've had worse and more intense fandom hyper fixations over the past decade but somehow this is what causes me to write again?#We came close with Conclave; but not quite#The fact that this phase did not come to me in the past even 3 years is just embarrassing#My early 2020s HBO watch should have been Succession not Westworld#Love and light to westworld though there will be one day a pissed tumblr post about how dirty HBO did that show
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Brokeback Mountain is so Tomgreg coded, send Tweet.
#This was going to be my letterboxd review but I don't actually want to lose all my film critic credentials#So tumblr gets it instead#As you can see I am succession pilled#succession#tomgreg#brokeback mountain
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The conclave voting for an US american pope is like when they let Great Britain score in Eurovision
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Computer, what is Pope Leo XIII's favourite gay slur?
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“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.
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🦋 calico critters - willow deer family 🌷
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hey! donate to uk trans charities today because it’s gonna be a rough one
#trans rights#fuck jkr#Infuriating#Wrote a paper detaling institutional transphobia particularly trans misogyny in the UK so I'm not surprised but fuck this shit
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funniest caption and funniest intial tags of all time
dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
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As an asexual I am, generally speaking (also only of my own experience I am not trying to arbitrate all aspec experiences), neither the target audience nor a producer of smut, thus have very few opinions besides rock on allo folks. That being said, I think Conclave writers should take inspiration from that one scene with San Gennaro's treasure from Parthenope (2024) because if you're going to make these old men break their vows they might as well be freaky about it.
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me chronically in the projectionist booth
the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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someone gets it!
me to thomas lawrence: my beautiful princess, first lady of the vatican with a disorder
me to ralph fiennes: i think men should start in jail and prove their way out
#Cannot think of him and not think of him defending jkr's vitriolic transphobia#ralph fiennes#conclave#thomas lawrence
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“ i think the apple is rotten right to the core
from all the things passed down
from all the apples coming before ”
(watch with audio on please)
#Hello this is art? It's gorgeous#How does this not have more likes#Excuse me#severance#severance s2#helena eagan#helly r#Not mine obviously
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Only Oscars discourse I will be accepting.
Dmitri might’ve gotten that Oscar but M. Gustave still has “Boy with Apple” bitch

#grand budapest hotel#adrien brody#ralph fiennes#oscars 2025#Jk I have many thoughts#Anora winning best picture is ummmm a choice
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