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i liked the idea of the two of them enjoying the parades and stuff from their balcony in their pjs :,3c happy pride yall 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Scientists have taught bingus to send emails

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one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

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I know it's not very probable bc they most likely already know how to, but, imagine! Nile teaching Joe and Nicky how to ride a motorcycle.

joe: its just like a horse!

joe, five minutes later, wiped out on the sidewalk: NICKY ITS NOT JUST LIKE A HORSE

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the universal experience

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andy and nile just standing in the background watching joe beat the crap out of keane never fails to send me

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Me: early seasons Sam is just such a damsel in distress

@chesterfield-goose : the SAM-sel in distress

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i love when the gay angel looks annoyed like yes king roll your eyes, your boyfriend IS a dumbass

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S T O P

UWU

BRONK IM GOING TO KILL YOU

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You are walking distance from me don’t test me

UWU

BRONK IM GOING TO KILL YOU

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I got this stuck in my head while packing and I couldn’t get it out.

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Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!

Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?

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NO

UWU

BRONK IM GOING TO KILL YOU

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if I was like “hannibal wants you to visit him and say please” and WILL GRAHAMMMMMM was like “i’ll say pretty please :)” I would’ve said no you won’t. plan cancelled. first plane home to your wife

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UWU

BRONK IM GOING TO KILL YOU

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Watched luca. The gay allegory is PALPATINE

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