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gonna put coworking related questions only in the phlit. whats the best thing about having each other as coworkers? whats the worst thing? have you ever had to report the other to hr? which one of you is the hr? who handles payroll? who is the boss? have you ever had to give each other formal discipline?

you're so onto something here, the hr questions especially are gold. i love the idea of dnp setting off on the us leg of the tour like oh boy can't wait to answer more questions about phil's hair ! but they gave us a little too much time to unionise and now every preshow question is a saw trap

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Can he be Rocky from RHPS? Dan can be frank-n-furter. I would die.

slutty phil for halloween would fix me actually

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I miss Them (Phem?).

Possibly the most phannie thing I've ever said. Horrified at myself.

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i...have seen things i can't unsee. this what i get for looking at spoilers. god has punished me via sister daniel.

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dan and phil on philslion because i recorded it to show ser so i might as well post it here

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Lbr we were right about every non-insane theory why not also this one?

Imagine tonight when they get back to the hotel Dan very seriously says “Phil, we have to talk about something”. And Phil is like oh no what’s happening, and then Dan confesses that he was, in fact, PhilsLion but he’s been too embarrassed to admit it all these years.

Someone needs to ask them again in the US to see if the answer changes lol

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I have such a growing unhinged list of questions for the phlit and there's still like 6 weeks left...

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📍oslo, norway

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so listen can someone going to the pre-show thingie ask them, seriously, what topics they want us to leave them alone about? bc they clearly still give some fucks about some things, so maybe they will be for real with us?

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if anyone wants to learn the damn dance here it is!!!!!

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FINE I broke and got a ticket to another show near me. dnp you better be worth the horror of sitting in several hours of friday afternoon rush hour traffic.

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I do think December is their anniversary but they did NOT mean to reveal it lmao

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this is so 😭😭

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Ok tbh the reason the vegas video footage was so boring was because they didn't film much - they were "too busy being happy".

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I hope they change up the conspiracies for the US because otherwise they're going to end up with entire audiences ignoring the choices and yelling, "hoodie strings! radio show disappearance! threesome! cowards!"

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yeah yeah sure it's meant to be some weird pillow bar but that doesn't mean those horny fuckers havent used it for... other purposes.

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I mean lbr they're not going to get married until they're comfortable with their relationship being public. bc marriages are public record and you know some phannie has made a program that scours the UK national marriage records daily.