cheymaslin

[cheymaslin]

Melanie Martinez - Bulletproof (Cover)

[cheymaslin]

Mm, much better. Nothing much, really. I've just been laying low.

I'm really starting to like the floor of my dorm room.

Right? Much better.

So, tell me what’s been up with you. How you doing, baby girl?

[cheymaslin]

I've been fine. How are you?

I'm really starting to like the floor of my dorm room.

[cheymaslin]

It'd be a lot nicer if I had someone to lay over me but I'm not complaining. I'm fine.

I'm really starting to like the floor of my dorm room.

[cheymaslin]

I'm really starting to like the floor of my dorm room.

[cheymaslin]

I wouldn't count on it, kiddo.

Girls are really easy.

I’m studying short-shorts lately, so, maybe one day. 

[cheymaslin]

You're disgusting. Hopefully that café goes out of business soon.

I had to go to the dentist today....

[cheymaslin]

Luckily for me, I only wear short-shorts.

Girls are really easy.

I charm the pants off people. It’s almost a job. 

[cheymaslin]

Pleasure? You're kidding yourself, buddy. I wonder why your lips are still "open" after all this time.

I had to go to the dentist today....

[cheymaslin]

Charming.

Girls are really easy.

Just how I like ‘em. 

[cheymaslin]

I'm pretty sure that applies when there's actually something to work with so it shouldn't concern you at all.

I had to go to the dentist today....

[cheymaslin]

Poor baby... Suck it up.

I had to go to the dentist today....

They made my gums bleed…

Not to mention, I have to get my wisdom teeth out soon.

[cheymaslin]

Yes, I do. You and Adam make each other happy and that's all I want for you two. Honestly. I should have seen it before but I see it now.

Does anyone wanna help me pack up Avery's room?

You don’t h-have to apologize, Chey. The p-past is the past, and… You had your reasons. But really, d-don’t worry about it, ever. Especially n-not now. It’s all in the p-past. 

[cheymaslin]

Thank-you. I just... I want to apologize for not being the nicest person to you like ages ago. It was totally uncalled for, I was just a bitch and you didn't deserve that. So, I just want you to know that I truly am sorry for everything I said.

Does anyone wanna help me pack up Avery's room?

Y-You’re welcome, anytime. 

[cheymaslin]

Well, I got kidnapped and tortured and I forgot everything from the past five years and when, I, uh, remembered everything, I found out Avery had passed.

That t-turned out well..

S-still standing? Has a-anything happened? 

[cheymaslin]

Yeah. I guess it does. Thank-you.

Does anyone wanna help me pack up Avery's room?

Life… does t-the most insane things, sometimes. But i-it never gives you anything you can’t handle. And I guess that m-may sound… really stupid, considering w-what happened to Avery. But… she handled t-that, too. And I know it all h-hurts. Like an u-undescribable pain. But, we’re all h-here to help you. 

[cheymaslin]

Yeah, he's an excitable one. It's really weird but then again, he's a teenager with a penis so you can't really expect anymore than that. I'm... I'm... Still standing?

That t-turned out well..

Yeah.. I k-kind of figured from the many times I h-have tried to shut him up and he’d just get, uh.. excited. I know t-that. Enough a-about me, how have you b-been, Chey?