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scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

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At the reading of Silco's will:

To my beloved daughter Jinx, I leave all my love, enemies, and worldly possessions. Please please please see the lawyer to discuss assets and trust fund.

To Sevika, my most competent employee, I leave you the haircut I rocked in my mid-twenties but had to abandon when I decided to psychologically reinvent myself.

Wear it wisely. Others will attack you jealously over it.

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before watching arcane: cant wait to see caitvi 😍

after: if sevika dies i will be on the news

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dyke on dyke violence

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if sevika dies in s2 i am MASSACRING THE GOVERNMENT

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

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they call me scaredgirl because hold on wht was that sound

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born to collect trinkets. Iived collecting trinkets. will die with a trinket in my hand

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Season 6, episode 1

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Bro why did you just become a red dot on the minimap are we cool

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its because youre always on that damn autopsy table

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going to the punk show and everyone is mad at me for wearing pre-pissed jeans "he didn't even piss them himself" they say "he bought them that way" and they all think I am the biggest poser of the night

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thanks deviantart but this isnt what i was looking for

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The world can be cruel for teenage girls in their twenties

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you’ve never even heard of the wikipedia pages i’ve been on

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*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!