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It’s actually fucking embarrassing how much I shout and giggle at my phone and my housemates always like awww who’s got you laughing!! Probably thinking it’s a cute boy I’m texting but no it is in fact the 20th jegulus head canon I have read that day

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Pandora hanging out with the Slytherin Skittles:

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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hot girls don’t go to the disco, hot girls are too busy fighting their demons (the impossible exams waiting for them in the nearest future)

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shoutout to the characters in my head for being so uncooperative. you’re fictional. do what i say.

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writing is just controlled daydreaming with a side of panic.

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bitches be like "i know a place" and it's a house in brazil with red and green window shutters

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They're always messing around

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James potter definitely picked up worms with sticks, on the playground in primary school, trying to ‘save’ them but ended up chopping them in half and crying about it.

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You know the brain rot is real when you see a newspaper article about an art heist and think wow can’t believe they made in it on the actual news 💀

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The eight stages of writing :

- this is awesome

- this is slightly less awesome

- this is shit

- I’m shit

-oh god oh fuck what the hell am I doing

-wait this might not be that bad actually

- How the fuck is this working

-This is awesome

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writing is just staring at a blank document thinking, “this is the year i revolutionize literature,” while frantically googling synonyms for “walked.”

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writing dialogue is just advanced theater where you play every role and silently judge yourself as the audience.