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steve who doesn't believe in the paranormal but still supports his amateur ghost hunter boyfriend, eddie.
eddie: that door just opened! steve: doors tend to do that
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Kev would have inside jokes with Mickey that Mickey would not be on the inside of.
Kev: Peaches, right Mick?
Mickey: The fuck are you talking about?
Kev: You know, the time with the peaches. Haha, this is so peaches.
Mickey: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Kev: hahaha classic.
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Liam should vent all his frustrations of being the youngest on social media.
He takes to tiktok holds up a photo of him and his siblings. "Guess what I just found out! One of us has a different dad and it's not who you think! I'm sixteen and just finding out that one of my brothers is my half brother! Being the youngest is bullshit, what do you mean everyone already knew? I didn't! I'm I not everyone?"
Every post would be something new he learned about his family. People would love watching his frustration and getting a peak into someone's family drama. Others would relate to always being the last to find out about family secrets that everyone knows.
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His head is in the clouds ☁
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/roast me and inaccurate quotes, Shameless edition #1 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
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Lost the fight with my husband cause the second I saw his kissable lips, I forgot what to say
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“Hey, sidekick!” Steve says, running up to Callahan on his lunch break while he is waiting at the counter for a refill. “Look.”
“It’s Officer Calla- and you’re giving me the bird.”
“Tommy’s brother taught me this,” Steve says, flipping him off again. “It doesn’t mean you’re number one. It means you stink.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah,” Steve nods, dropping his hands back to his sides. “You must get that all the time since you smell like a butt cheek.”
“Then what’s it say about you if I do this,” Callahan says, right before flipping a five year old double birds.
In front of an audience.
In the crowded diner.
With Hopper and the rest of the police force watching.
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Sleeping Beauty, how can I quit this two, I wanna drown into this, forever
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the clanging of the belt buckle as he says “tell me goodbye”
mickey milkovich is never beating the slut allegations
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There's art!!! By the incomparable @gallapiech for: In this smoking chaos
Read chapter 16: perfectly controlled now.
Or start from the beginning.
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In today’s episode of ‘Husbands Sharing Clothes:’


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pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved
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