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hey guys

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Fandom discourse is boring, I make art for me and my 12 friends I've appointed to spread my word

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more interesting horse coats with explanations starting from top left to bottom right

1) dappled sooty chestnut

2) varnish roan leg markings

3) bend-or spotting

4) extensive grullo markings

5) bider shoulder markings

6) silver dapple

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do u ever think he wantsg a friend

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crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.

and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.

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Posin’

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Meow

I watched a video about airplanes construction. Every time i think about how difficult it is...

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dp confessional: i actually got into dp because of fucking dsmp. and from what u knew about the uhhh thing about group of guys playing minecraft YES thats what it was but there was also roleplaying and acting involed so people were fucking around with boundaries and what was 'canon character in roleplay vs. real life person'. also like most of the guys were sexpests or absuers or just general scum (tommyinnit is the one that youd THINK would be scummy but he came out of it doin standup and writing books and making songs so hes actually pretty chill)

ANYWAYS BACK TO DP CONFESSIONAL THAT WAS OFF-TRACK. uhhh i got into dp because of dsmp. not kidding

watching dsmp got me into wilbur soots shit (now know hes an asshole dont worry bout it) and he joined origins smp which was basically dsmp without the d and also people got powers. wilbur ended up picking the phantom powers and was joking about how he was like 'that one guy that says going ghost or whatever' and eventually said 'IM DANNY PHANTOM' and i had no fucking idea what he was talkin bout so i went and found out its a show, watched all three seasons in like two days, and became soooo fucking obssesed about it and now just a phan :)))

tdlr: dsmp to dp pipeline is real and really fucking funny

Okay, you win. You've won on the "wildest exposure to danny phantom" contest

i legitimately have nothing else to add because this whole post is such an experience in its purest form

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Drawing before I head to bed. This was supposed to be just a sketch, but I kept adding to it lol

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Godzilla getting swarmed by a gaggle of juvenile Destroyahs in Godzilla vs. Destroyah (1995).

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THE GRAND RETURN OF "Stare at the Abyss", WITH ART, WAHOO, YIPPIE

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dp prompt: Val's tossing trash in the dumpster, barely an hour into her shift and already hating it, when she notices Danny hidden in the alley. Danny panics and thinks of the first excuse he can think of.

taking writing prompts!!

Valerie stared at the familiar tangle of limbs buried in the black garbage bags overflowing from the dumpster. "Um."

Danny Fenton seemed to blink stars from his eyes. "This is uh, not my usual dumpster."

She inhaled sharply. "It's not your what?"

Danny pushed some of the bags off of him and–YEP. That smelled foul. She took a step back reflexively.

"I mean, uh," and he did that thing he usually did before saying something comically insane where he rubbed the back of his neck.

Valerie cut him off. "You know what? I don't want to know. If I need to kick Dash's ass, though, let me know."

"Right!" he laughed. His smile stretched from ear to ear but never reached his eyes. "This time wasn't Dash! Thanks a lot!"

He waved her goodbye before turning the corner of the alley out of sight.

... this time. The fuck.

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Lusitano stallion Tierno MVL (Escorial x Lufinha MVL)

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have you seen secret of the mimics design for moon yet?

(spoiler alert he fugly)

oh i haveeeee—

and they're just a lovely grandpa and grandson <3