I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it
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Garrus: Shepard, I have a question
Shepard: Ask away
Garrus: I will warn that it does feel... strange
Shepard: Just fucking ask, bud
Garrus: Remember when we were walking through Chora's Den and asking those dancers about that merc we were after?
Shepard: ...Yes?
Garrus: Well when I got back to my bunk that night I found a note in my armor with information on how to contact her
Shepard: So what, she has more answers for us? We should call her.
Garrus: Shut up, I'm not finished. After her information, she wrote, "call me at night and read me the phone book, baby"
Shepard:
Garrus:
Shepard:
Garrus: What the fuck does that mean?
Shepard:...You should read me the phone book one night and we'll find out
Garrus: Shepard this isn't funny
Shepard: Kinda funny
Garrus: What is a phone book? Why would I read it?
Shepard, giggling too hard:
Garrus: Shepard! I'm serious!
Shepard, struggling to breathe: I bet the food deliveries section would get particularly spicy
Garrus: You know what, fuck you
Shepard: I'm sure that's something the dancer would love to hear that
Garrus:
Shepard:
Garrus: She was hitting on me
Shepard: Yes. Yes she was
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Quick Garrus before bed
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The thing about Garrus Vakarian that makes him such a 10 is that he came out of fucking nowhere.
In the first game I felt mid about him, even a little low-key concerned because he had some alarming ideals and I just had people closer to me who did the job better. Wasn't too sad to see him go.
And then there was the whole harrowing fiasco that was ME2 where he just fucking ajzbeinrbfusjanwb... And his reveal was such a roller coaster, such a colossal relief and horror and relief again. And the ride or die thing, because if you thought I was letting the emotional support vigilante out of my sight after that, think again.
I think I was like 10 hours from the end of ME3 (and WAY too far up another romance route), when the realization knocked me flat on my ass.
I love Garrus Vakarian.
Wtf am I doing with [xyz]?!?!
Holy shit, I LOVE him.
Embarrassing, honestly. He's pixels. I'd had game feelings before but... like via the main character, not like... hit me with a sack of bricks, stop dead in my tracks on a random Tuesday, moment of complete clarity type feelings. The Garrus thing really does sneak up on you though, lmao. Full arc. 10/10. Such damn good writing. Love that little turian forever.
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Howdy Garrus Vakarian enjoyers
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Gambit
By Marcus Jimenez
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Xavier seeing Gambit in his vision:
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grunt does some mental math
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A commission for @otemporanerys based on Misseffect's AU Fanfic Collection, Flashpoints. The kid on the left is a human AU version of Garrus. On the right is kid Shepard.
I held off posting this so that the surprise would not be spoiled for MissEffect!
The commission also included a fake Instagram screenshot.
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[My Ko-Fi] [Patreon]
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Happy Birthday Commander Shepard!🤍❤️🤍
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He’s the specialist boy in the whole galaxy
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WIP
INPRNT | REDBUBBLE | TWITTER
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Howdy Garrus Vakarian enjoyers
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Chatting with my buddy about the Legendary Edition
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