ozzy, whatever pronouns just change it up, '96 edition. tme white butch, autistic! terfs fuck off. [icon is savathun from destiny 2. mobile header is raven from rwby holding a mug that says "Don't talk to me til I've fucked your wife"] header is by @seeyouguyslater.
god. i forgot how truly horribly compelling once upon a time is for me. obvs the swanqueen dynamic still makes me want to chew my arm off but also. the stupidly complicated and fun puzzlebox storytelling where Every Single Thing has to fit. the terrible circular nigh on incestuous fairytale family trees that if u think about too hard it gives u a headache. the absolutely terrible sets (the FUCKING apple tree. the costume jewelry. the conure(?) that they colored blue to be the bluebird that snow releases).
"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
ID. reply with the username cropped out that says, "Why'd you have to make them both female? Stop shoving lesbianism down our throats." End ID.
Concept: a woman is holding hands with a robot, and the woman is wearing a shirt that says "I like my women like I like my keyboards" on the front and "mechanical" on the back, over an exploded view of a cherry mx brown keyswitch.
The robot's shirt says "flesh lover" in the old recaptcha distorted text style. The back has "select all the squares with the cutest girl" and a 3x3 montage of photos of the woman currently holding her right hand.