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Loving watching the democrats dance gracefully around this political nightmare.

The Harris-Walz.

1-2-3-4-5-6 and a quarter turn to the left.

For Trump supporters, you can break it down to a 1-2-3 step since it’s probably easier for you to count to 3, twice, but - it still turns to the left.

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I sleep with one foot outside my blanket for the monsters to nibble on so they don’t get lonely.

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thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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being in your 20s is just going to the store

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you hear about recovery not being linear (”there are ups and downs”), but actually it’s more like a game of wack-a-mole. this is not a bad thing

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Taki Cake.

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I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl

Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)

Character 2: (visibly disturbed)

Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common…

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Has time Fuckin stopped?!?!

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Isn’t Nevada the state of instant gratification?

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“This is how they sleep every night.“

(Source)

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Oof

Doha Tower

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This election reminds me of installing software.

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‘A Day Beautifully Squandered’

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MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

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This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck