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bringing back a classic

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It brings me no pleasure to confess that I’ve been playing the Disney Animal Crossing obsessively and it is reminding me that I would have 1000000% grown up as a Disney Princess Girlie if I was cis and had even been lower middle class.

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You know something? Maybe once a week, I wake up paralyzed… reliving that night. But before the sun went down, I think that was the best day of my life. Was it like that for you? No doubt about it.

SINNERS (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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My sleeping hound will point you to the left

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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???

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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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discussion about right wing radicalisation focuses near-exclusively on men becoming white nationalists but i wonder how it might manifest elsewhere. like, imagine a heavily online subculture of mostly women and they're dedicated to rooting out degeneracy, maintaining a rigid social order, refusing to acknowledge scientific consensus, being violently paranoid of a dehumanised other, adhering to exclusively eurocentric standards of beauty and politically dedicated to exterminating a minority group (possibly one that was already historically targeted for genocide). that'd be fuckin crazy lol

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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

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God I need to live alone (with my wife) so fucking bad.

I hate that people have to see me I hate when *men* see me because I know everybody just lumps me in with them anyway since I look just like them. I hate being in peoples way and I hate people being in my way. I hate needing to wait for an hour to make a sandwich because I don’t want to share a kitchen with someone who has no concept of personal space. I don’t want people commenting on the shit I do or say or watch so I’ll just lock myself away all day until people go to bed and then my day can begin because it’s the only moment that I can exist without somebody barging into the kitchen and crowding me and reaching over me me or trying to open the fucking bathroom door when I’m in there, and then monopolizing the bathroom for 20 minutes because theyre just staring at their phone 24/7 and have deleted any awareness of space and time. I’m so exhausted with men thank god I’m a lesbian.

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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life