chicknparm
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Jenny, 30 or 40 Years Old, She/Her
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you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results
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gonna be a hater for a minute, reblog and put in the tags the last movie that you HATED like viscerally hated like 1/2 star on letterboxd HATED
#love actually. i have genuinely never seen a worse movie get talked abt as a ‘classic’#absolutely rancid film
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People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on
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#I need this one#I gotta make Plans and Spreadsheets or something for the various binders and collections I want#I am gluttonous for cardboard
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THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED 😂😂 oh my
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parents will make u feel guilty about absurd shit like breathing too much air or smth. and it will work too like you'll be laying on the ground years later paralyzed by the guilt that you're breathing too much until someone grabs u by the shoulders and tells u that is fucking stupid. and then you'll need to remind yourself of that every day for the rest of your life to function
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I've brought you.. a gift!
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my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?
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