hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style
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Plants
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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you
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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails
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huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...
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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda
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being a conservative just means ur a huuuuge pussyyyy sorry that random strangers minding their own business upsets and scares you so bad. die about it i guess
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Livin la penis smoka
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I think if I do nothing else on this earth than make people feel a little more loved in a time where they felt alone then ive served my purpose well
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everything i learn about tswift is against my will
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