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[childe-wife]

All episodes of Villainous Season 1 are here with subtitles. Thanks to Nightfur Moon, NitaVoid and Rocixombie for the help.  

MEGA: https://mega.nz/folder/msQTTITa#cGdu22eR87dMayOO2ULRGA

DRIVE: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ypRDixdOER7AqSHKenTSNGi19EzgyxGb

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© zhongrin | 2023  ✼  no repost・translations・plagiarism of any kind・ai data mining. rebloggers get a free cup of tea ♡

✼ characters ┈ zhongli, al haitham, wriothesley, neuvillette, childe

✼ tags ┈ sagau, fluff, crack, lots of petnames being used, premise is "if they're able to talk to you through the chat system in-game"

✼ a/n ┈ more chatrooms yayayay i tried to make a parser for this and failed i am in pain

ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ᴄʜᴀᴛʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ) ✼ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ (ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ)  ✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ)

↬ ʟᴏɢ ɪɴ ⫦↠

recommended to view via pc/laptop screen. the in-game screenshots used for backgrounds may look a little wonky because of the aspect ratio (i play on ipad mini).

everyone say thank you to @kurikurikurisu for the childe in-game screenshot, for i do not own the homicidal ginger in my account.

you will be prompted to give your name, but if you don’t feel comfortable you can skip them entirely - if you do give your name, the data will only be stored locally on your devices.

yes, the original wallpaper changes based on your local time.

(optional) send me screenshots of your favorite interactions or line lol

if you have yet to see ‘This chat has ended’ then- well, the chat has yet to end! be patient, it might take him some time to reply~ ;)

if the ui glitches, try turning the screen upright, back down, and then wait for a little

✼ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱʜɪᴘ (ᴛᴀɢʟɪꜱᴛ) ┈ @abyssmal-skies | @hamdehlesmis | @sunnshineflxwer | @yuutasbabe | @queen-belial | @stygianoir | @silentmoths | @niktwazny303 | @dustofthedailylife | @marina-and-the-memes | @mixed-kester | @lordbugs | @anonymousficreader | @shizunxie | @irethepotato | @sassy-cat-in-town | @syrenkitsune | @smokipoki | @cakeboxie | @crystalflygeo | @ciexuvia | @illaasya | @celestewritestoomuch | @pams-comfortzone | @spidermanluvr444 | @ourstrawberryclouds | @ryuryuryuyurboat | @hrts4hanniehae | @fiannee | @jingyuansbird | @florapocalypses | @genshin-impacts-me | @scarasmood | @hellcatinnc | @beloved-brynn

[childe-wife]

inspired by @nellyablack post about how Vox deserves an Evil Bitch :DDD! I totally agree! Meet my OC Hiromi :DDDD! still working her kinks but here are some of her bitchy flaws XDDD! She a whore imma just say that and she a kitsune hurrayyy!

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:V pog

I Did some doodles cuz I got inspired by hot TV man from Hazbin Hotel lol :VV

my girl hiromi (>v<)!

Pls no steal/trace! tyty

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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared

Damian: don’t worry bae i got this

Damian: *stomps foot*

Damian: *sketchers light up*

[childe-wife]

HALF HOUR FOR LOVE — Childe

⸝⸝ ⌗ _ CHILDE X F!READER

— genre: modern!au, ceo childe!au, romance, angst, hurt/comfort

— warnings: possibly smut, nsfw ( MINORS DON'T INTERACT ). warnings will be added as the story progresses

— summary: He is a typical son of a rich father, who in the future should have a whole company at his disposal. Tartaglia doesn't take all his responsibility seriously, arranges parties right in his office, invites his rich friends and orders girls from a strip club, simply because he can afford it.

You get a good job and hope it helps you get your little brother into a good academy. And you never expected to work for someone like Childe. You and he are from different worlds, and you, sometimes furtively take a look at him, think that you and he aren't destined to cross paths.

One day, by chance, your and his paths converge. Will this meeting be one of the most ordinary ones or will it be the beginning of something more?

— chapters: 0.1 You, he and his Mercedes Benz

0.2 Your name

0.3 Wedding attractions

0.4 Second fire

0.5 Toy and toys

0.6 (Not) close people

0.7 From his side, from your side

0.8

0.9

— taglist: @httpmitsuya @gojoandelsalovechilde @duckyyyx @i-x4o @chishiyawifesworld @ajaxstar @kiryoutann @xiaosonlybeloved @aloveablechaos @obervation-subject-753 @beyaaaafr @silverbladexyz

Also this fanfic is published on AO3!

please, don't copy or plagiarize my fanfics. if you want to translate my works, ask my permission.

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love equation | childe smau

embarrassed by your three year (and counting) long crush on zhongli, you suddenly claim you have a boyfriend. there enters childe, your crush’s best friend and the one who’ll either help with your lie or report you to the police for harassment. or in which caught up in a lie, you had no choice but to kiss the closest person next to you.

FEATURING: childe x she/her!reader, a little bit of zhongli x reader, other genshin impact characters! (they are too many to list)

GENRE: fluff, slight angst, highschool au, fake-dating trope

TAGLIST: send an ask to be added! @r0ttenhearts @afoxesgreed @kairxse @cameshitpost @xingqiusliegee @kalncallily @aiikalvr @rrasado @belovedxiao @kunisbeloved @raideneiari @multifandoms27-blog @xxyuixe @rifran @ode-to-spring @arraxthatsonjah @thedeadbitchwalking @miitchiji @kaoyamamegami @shrslair @ajaxstar @duckyyyx @kunikuzushicandegrademefr @dee-zbignuts @sashiette @goodthingimsam @bah1e @happycheesecakedelusion @diyonicus @blov3d @kavehmylove @jan-penakulu @tsunotaro-san @carmoronic @kunikuzushisbeloved @nottherealslimshady @tsukuyo-kou @lisaslittle-helper @xiaoyksa @keithsaccount

AUTHOR’S NOTES: (🧸) means there is a written portion within the chapter. based on ali hazelwood’s the love hypothesis 🫶 one of my fave books and key motivators as a woman in stem!

✷𝅄 ֙⋆ profiles ▬▭ wonder pets | ass shakers

ch. 01 — three years worth of pining

ch. 02 — eat the rich

ch. 03 — the list

ch. 04 — overpriced coffee and chemical equation 🧸

ch. 05 — overpriced coffee and chemical equation pt. 2 🧸

ch. 06 — hey fake girlfriend *obnoxiously winks*

ch. 07 — terms and conditions

ch. 08 — insufferable pda 🧸

ch. 09 — is this what you call soft launching

ch. 10 — first date

[childe-wife]

I can't promise to give Seraphina to you because she belongs to someone else. I have made myself clear, I gave her to my friend mia. You can still make fan art but she's no longer my OC nor am I continuing to associate myself with the FNF community.

Gift #shaniadakitty

Seraphina X selever 🌸🤧🌈⭐️💖

I hope you like it

I have question

Can I own your Oc if you are not interested in your Oc?

[childe-wife]

Hiii! Sorry for not replying but I gave Seraphina to my friend Mia!

Gift #shaniadakitty

Seraphina X selever 🌸🤧🌈⭐️💖

I hope you like it

I have question

Can I own your Oc if you are not interested in your Oc?

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childe soulmate au where their link is feeling each other’s pain except reader is the most unathletic mf on the planet, always has stiff joints and pulled muscles from doing the literal smallest movement which then affects childe while he’s out fighting and he’s like wtf why is my soulmate so weak and reader’s like wtf why is my soulmate always getting his ass beat

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lol for those who are wondering I gave seraphine to someone else

that person be my friend mia :3

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one of us one of us one of us

my childe body pillow is scheduled to arrive tomorrow or the day after who wants pics when it comes in?

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Please do childe I'm thirsty for that man!!

[Yan! Mermaid.Childe or Kazuha x Princess!Reader]

Guys I just thought of another brainrot kinda.

Imagine a spin-off based off the original little mermaid fairy but with the yandere twist.

The little mermaid could, however, be someone else, such as Kazuha or even Childe, as opposed to the reader. The reader can be portrayed as the prince or princess that they fall in love with.

The prince stumbles into the ocean during his birthday celebration, and the little mermaid, as we all know, rescues him from drowning. The little mermaid becomes excessively enamored with you after recovering and hauling your body to land, but much to his chagrin, you don't seem to recall him at all.

But he's just so in love with you.

Even to the point of pleading with the sea witch to convert him into a human so that he can have limbs instead of a monstrous tail, he was frantic enough to consider making a contract with her. He managed to come to an agreement with the witch, a risky one at that, one that warns him that he must be able to make you fall in love within or else he will dissolve into nothing but seafoam. The original story indicated that the little mermaid's body felt as though it were being slashed by a sword during her agonising metamorphosis, much like pins being shoved into her new flesh. The little mermaid passed out from the anguish and fell unconscious.

One morning, you stumble upon him practically completely naked against the coast, and you find yourself completely enthralled by his beauty. The two of you still get along well despite the little mermaid's inability to communicate. One of his favourite activities is dancing (or sword-dancing), and he enjoys doing it for you despite the excruciating pain he endures with each movement. He was able to hide his pain so well that you never once caught sight of the way his lips would curve into a thin line with each step he took.

The little mermaid follows you everywhere, even on outings and sometimes even sleeps in the same bed as you. But somehow, you never fell in love with him, instead considering him as a companion. The little mermaid sticks with you wherever you go, even on excursions, and occasionally even takes refuge in your bed. But for some reason, you never developed feelings for him; instead, you saw him more as a friend despite his obvious charms.

By the end, the little mermaid becomes insanely jealous of the fact that the reader is marrying off to some royalty of a neighbouring kingdom due to your parents pressure. In order to prevent that, the little mermaid tries all sorts of tricks and manipulation to lure you away despite not having a voice.

By the end, the little mermaid becomes insanely envious of the fact that the reader is marrying off to some royalty of a neighbouring kingdom due to your parents pressure. In order to prevent that, the little mermaid tries all sorts of methods and manipulation to lure you away despite not having a voice, although his attempts were futile.

However the marriage ceremony still continues, and it takes place on a ship. At this point, the little mermaid feels terrible and couldn't help but cursed you for ignoring his affections despite all the sacrifices he made for you. The sea witch gave him a dagger, meant to use against you, but he only hid it away from plain sight. A terrible storm struck which prompts lightning to crash onto the boat and pretty much destroyed most of it. You somehow during the chaos, accidentally fell over the deck and into the sea. The little mermaid took this a chance to eliminate your fiance, and try to drag you to the bottom of the sea to make another deal with the sea witch.

He somehow manages to pull it off and by the time you wake up, you're pretty much a mermaid just him. Instead of having a pair of legs, you had a large tail and was having a meltdown on how you're literally breathing under water. How did he not become foam at the end? Simple, it's because he sacrifices your legs to the sea witch instead of his life. It's an even trade, you're both alive but with just a few alterations.

"Don't look at me like that! Aren't you glad that we may now be together? It's far better than being a human since we can stay together for a very long time!....Don't cry, please."

[childe-wife]

ok childe simps, would you buy this

it's a mouse pad-

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ok childe simps, would you buy this

it's a mouse pad-

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househusband! character who has baby #1 strapped behind his back, while baby #2 is crawling on the living room floor. househusband! character who cooks meals for the kids with an apron saying “best dad ever” — and yeah, he picked it himself.

extra: baby #1 loves their dad so much that they require his attention 24/7, baby #2 is extremely jealous of this and sulks at the corner of the room while sadly gripping their stuffed toy.

— CHILDE, diluc, ZHONGLI, THOMA

🏷️ — ( taglist ) : @kujuo, @yonaraee, @modmochi, @thirtyn1ne, @elizabethrosedarling, @nxwxie (refer to this post if you want to be tagged in my future works)

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Childe says happy birthday~♡

Warning: This may be a little OOC but hopefully you enjoy <33

(IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY, 20/07 + CHILDE'S SO WHY NOT)

Morning Traveler.! Had a good night's sleep? Do I remember what day it is today? Hmm..not really..No,no,no I'm joking, how could I forget your special day.! Happy birthday Traveller, I wish you a wonderful day out with some of your friends.W-what? You want to spend it..with me? No, of course, I would choose you any day :)) Well, hurry up and get ready, I have your favourite breakfast ready; Made with love from yours only. 5 more minutes? Well..okay. Let me lay besides you for a while then, I can't resist not looking at your face when it's so gorgeous..

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Traveller..happy birthday to you..."

Creds: @Kani (idk the platform)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHILDE, I FEEL BLESSED TO SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MY SWEETHEART~♡♡