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why aren’t we ever talking about this one. ladies and gentlemen, francis abernathy, king of one liners
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francis: *insults richard's entire existence*
also francis: wanna get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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The best thing about The Secret History theory about the farmer being killed by a catamount is that on top of being so comically ironic that Bun was killed over nothing, it really sheds light on how conceited the students are. They so want to believe they achieved the ritual and reached the state that Julian describes in the beginning "no more awareness of mortality than an animal" that they automatically assume it was them. When truly they were just doing alcohol and drugs like any other teen out there, which Richard makes fun of and looks down on for consuming.
Oh and also Dionysus is the god of large cats so it's even more ironic.
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if I were Richard papen I would simply invest in a Latin dictionary
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χαῖρε my name is Henry Arist'otle Divine Ecstasy Winter and I have icy blue eyes like limpid tears (that's how I got my name) and ebony black hair and a lot of people tell me I look like Julian Morrow (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Camilla Macaulay but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I go to a private school called Hampden College in Vermont where I’m in the third year (I’m twenty-one). I’m a Classics academic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black jacket with a matching starchy white shirt under it and black pants, a black umbrella and black Oxfords. I was walking outside Hampden. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of hoi polloi stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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Why is tsh literally just
Judy: uhm I think those guys are sociopaths with no moral compass and are close to being a cult you should probably stay away from them
Richard: omg tweed sign me up
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When donna tartt said "even more terrible , as we grow older, to learn that no person , no matter how beloved , can ever truly understand us" I fell to the floor amd started sobbing .
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the feminine urge this, the masculine urge that, what about the the morbid longing for the picturesque at all cost???
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No babe you look wonderful your black great coat makes you look exactly like a cross between Jack the Ripper and a student prince
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Casually stumbling into Camilla Macaulay herself while on Pinterest

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friend who is just starting to read the secret history just told me “I feel like the rest of the gang sees Richard as their sopping wet cat and they’re like “Yeah let’s play mind games on the dumb cat” and Richard just wants friends” and i was like… you are actually so right, Richard Papen is just a sopping wet cat
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