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          So, after much thought, I’ve decided to archive this blog & move to a new one. This one is too cluttered, my tag system a giant mess. I literally follow like 2K blogs on here. Fresh start seems like a better idea to me than fixing this mess.

You can follow me HERE!

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          So, after much thought, I’ve decided to archive this blog & move to a new one. This one is too cluttered, my tag system a giant mess. I literally follow like 2K blogs on here. Fresh start seems like a better idea to me than fixing this mess.

You can follow me HERE!

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          So, after much thought, I’ve decided to archive this blog & move to a new one. This one is too cluttered, my tag system a giant mess. I literally follow like 2K blogs on here. Fresh start seems like a better idea to me than fixing this mess.

You can follow me HERE!

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TOP TEN TEEN WOLF CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers): #10. Liam Dunbar 

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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Sexy Valentine’s Day

Send me a ‘😍’ for my muse’ reaction to yours wearing nothing but an Apron. Send me a ‘❤’ for my muse’s reaction to yours being naked while covered with either white chocolate or just chocolate Send me a ‘💝’ for my muse’s reaction to yours being wrapped with ribbons while naked Send me a ‘💙’ for my muse’s reaction to yours playing dress up for kinks pleasure. (decide the outfit) Send me a ‘💘’ for my muse’s reaction to yours placing them on top of the kitchen counter for a some fun. Send me a ‘💗’ for my muse’s reaction to yours winning in strip poker. Send me a ‘ღ’ for my muse’s reaction to yours losing in strip poker. Send me a ‘💟’ for my muse’s reaction to yours entering into the public’s bathroom with them. Send me a ‘💕’ for my muse’s reaction to yours entering into a shower with them. Send me a ‘🏩’ for my muse’s reaction to yours being in between the legs.

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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Send a ♚. Your character falls asleep on mine, I'll reply with what mine does.

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well. so my dumb ass fucked up and, without thinking, closed my laptop while my iphone headphones were on the keyboard and the result was this shit broke. it broke. and it’s my fault and i know my parents aren’t going to help me fix it. i have a second laptop, but this laptop is my main one. the one where i have my important docs saved along with photoshop and icons and psds and all of that shit. i’m mad at myself for being an idiot. go figure the day i decide to come online, i mess up this royally.

so here’s the deal. do you need help coding? let me help you. seriously. let me do it for you since i actually enjoy coding and this is the only way i can deem myself being useful. all i ask is that you’re a roleplay blog and what you need is help with your theme. i can’t do backgrounds, but i can do code. i need $97 to be able to order a replacement. shipping is free, so that’s great. i have to set up paypal to be able to accept any sort of cash, but this is my one shot.

so please, if you need any help with coding, i’m here. contact me here on mccallito. message or im. we can work something out. i’m not doing it for any set amount. whatever you’re willing to pay me, i’m good with.

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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THE CHEESY BIT

this is CRAZY !!!     honestly, it’s amazing to be here with this blog. JACE has quickly become one of my favorite muses that i’ve written. i find him  e n d l e s s l y  fascinating, his motivations, his drives, his struggles, his vices… i find it AMAZING. i’m so glad to see that 5OO of you have found him interesting enough to follow along with me on this journey. i want to say THANK YOU to each && every  o n e  of you !   i decided to do a giveaway to show that !   it’s rather SMALL, since i’m resuming classes, but i wanted to give back to you guys, because without you joining me for this RIDE, i doubt i would be here on jace today.

THE LAW IS HARD, BUT IT IS THE LAW

usual rules apply. both LIKES && REBLOGS count     ;     reblog as much as you want, just DON’T spam your followers. this is for my followers, so you MUST be following me. i can’t do anything about it if you unfollow after, but just DON’T be a dick. i’m starting uni again so don’t hound me about prizes. WINNERS will be selected on valentine’s day at some point because why not.

PRIZES:   three people will get to choose between a THEME BG, PROMO GRAPHIC, or HOVER IMAGE. examples can be found    { here }.

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So, I wasn’t going to say anything about this, but all the hate being thrown around is just pissing me off. I’m talking about the so called child pornography in last night’s teen wolf that everyone’s getting their knickers in a twist about. So, I’m gonna tackle each rant one by one.

RANT #1 — The characters ( Liam & Hayden ) are underage! They’re 17 (16?). So, what? Scott & Allison were 16 when they first did the deed. Lydia & Jackson were also 16, probably 15 knowing them when they first did it. Stiles would have been 16 to Derek’s 23 if all your kinky sterek fantasies had come true. None of you had a problem with that, so why this? A lot of 16/17 have sex, it’s something that happens all the time.

RANT #2 — but! but! Dylan Sprayberry’s only seventeen! Someone throw both Victoria & Jeff into jail!

Um. I know you guys think that Jeff is a dumbass. I have similar thoughts on most occasions. But do you really think that he’s so dumb that he’ll go so far as to filming a steamy scene ( that’ll be shown on national television ) between an adult & an underage actor without taking the aforementioned underage actor’s parent’s consent? Seriously guys, Give him some fuckin credit.

RANT #3 — But it was porn! child porn! PORN! No, It was not porn. They were just making out. That’s it. All the naughty bits were hidden. Hayden pulled away before they got too carried away. SHE PULLED AWAY. There was no nudity, no Penetration, no nothing. Please stop making mountains out of molehills. SERIOUSLY GUYS.

After saying all that, I do think that the scene was a bit unnecessary. But this is Jeff fuckin Davis guys. He always does this. What exactly were you expecting from him? Please. Stop with the hate & all the drama. Please.

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