this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed
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This reminds me of dirt hat
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so i saw this tweet earlier
you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too
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continuing to follow a beloved mutual but tag blocking all the fandoms they post about. baby i LOVE you but there is a demonic force that controls your interests.
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