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6.1.25 - made a felt shrimp doll pattern and rough guide just in case anyone would be interested in making one, too

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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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bit hot today got the feets out

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'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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silly seals from outer space

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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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sometimes you can find 1-inch acrylic charms of The OT3 and make them into croc charms. if you would like.

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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.