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hi. I'm about to reblog the banana bread poll to all viable sideblogs (and this one too as a warning). sorry for this. but I have an Agenda that needs more people to achieve. sorry for putting cringe (mcyt) on your dash

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hi. I'm about to reblog the banana bread poll to all viable sideblogs (and this one too as a warning). sorry for this. but I have an Agenda that needs more people to achieve. sorry for putting cringe (mcyt) on your dash

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[hi. can I be annoying and ask for more help :))) my blorbos (banana/bread) are losing again!!! I would like to humbly ask for your help!!!]

[hey. hey jrwi blog. wanna help me commit voter fraud in a non-jrwi poll? i have blorbos in a mcyt toxic yaoi poll and i want them to win (vote banana/bread). and if you're willing i have some allies and i'd also like you to vote for their yaoi (vote philliam/tibbycaps)..... thank you kindly :3]

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'WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!'

snippet of an apotheosis wip !!!!

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Season 2, Episode 18: The Heist

[Danny Phantom style titlecard with the PD!]

An unshaded version :]

I’ve started watching Danny Phantom and I have. gained a new hyperfixation. Directly before finals. I’m a little cooked <333

The fun thing is that William Wisp is like. Everything I would have wanted from Danny Phantom if I had watched it before PD. Body horror, him being gay as hell, the trauma… Incredible, 10/10, no notes.

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[hey. hey jrwi blog. wanna help me commit voter fraud in a non-jrwi poll? i have blorbos in a mcyt toxic yaoi poll and i want them to win (vote banana/bread). and if you're willing i have some allies and i'd also like you to vote for their yaoi (vote philliam/tibbycaps)..... thank you kindly :3]

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its been three hours and im still shaking. riptide tomorrow 🕯️

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been getting into music again recently so I made some little pd s1e11 inspired songs,,,

I haven't done this in forever so I have no clue how good they are? lmao. BUT! I figured tumblr dot com would appreciate them

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made some edits for an old piece before putting it up for sale at doujima and honestly i kinda dig it. So i think its fine to repost hehe

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new hit quiz

in honor of me being a women liker. and liking the redhead pirate women

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mark is ABSOLUTELY a dead wife guy. the MOST dead wife guy ever. Hes got the picture frame on his bedside table and the dead wife laughing in white sheets montage and the brooding look into the distance while thinking about how its all for her. dead wife guy mark winters forever

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no but imagine you go to school and theres this emo freak who is kind of smart, this kid who used to do soccer but stopped and sleeps in his classes, and a boy who doesn't know anything even common sense. they're all friends somehow. and they mention living together and you're like WHAT?!?! and they say yeah we live with our mom and you're like THEY SHARE A MOM and then the mom comes to pick them up one day and it's a man.

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fake transcript for you

bizly: alright as your all sitting there, what are you doing?

condi: probably like talking-

charlie: talking, yeah, planning,

will: okay guys, this is gonna be a bit different. the trickster killed a lot of people using ashe-

yakko (in ashes voice), rolling his eyes and smiling a bit: wouldnt be the first time

will: imagine what it could do with mals- pause.

(the vc has some chuckles happening)

will: ashe, what- what does that-

vyncent: what about the trickster?

ashe: look guys, the trickster is a dangerous demon and the last time he got control...bad things happened and now theres airport security

(bizly is the first to erupt into laughter, condi and grizzly following after, charlie is just jaw dropped shock)

charlie: HELLO??

condi: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

bizly: oh i think you know what it means

grizzly: YOU- PUT DOWN THAT SMIRK BIZLY-

will: ashe what the fuck does that mean. ashe what the fuck does that mean. ashe. ashe answer me.

(yakko is laughing too hard to provide a response)

dakota: ASHE DID YOU KNOCK DOWN THE TOWERS

vyncent: whats a tower

(call is bursting into laughter again)

charlie: NO, WE CANNOT- THIS CAN NOT BE REAL

condi: bizly, bizly please

grizzly: this is worse then sewer ravioli.

charlie: THIS IS- no, sewer ravioli is beautiful, but bizly what the actual fuck

bizly, calming down from laughter: so...so...you know how-

condi: bizly please say this is a joke.

bizly: you know how, you know- (he starts laughing again)

bizly: you know how you guys had to go through TSA?

charlie: OH FUCK OFF DUDE

grizzly: we're actually getting cancelled for this one-

charlie: episodes over! no more prime defenders! (bizly and yakko start laughing in the background) uh, i hope you guys enjoyed bizly's superhero campaign, unfortunately its now official done and destroyed, we'll see you never again!

condi: no, no no no, i cannot get over this, bizly did you make 9/11 canon?

grizzly: NOT JUST CANON, BUT FUCKING ASHE??? THE FUCKING TRICKSTER???

ashe: guys listen-

will: NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS

vyncent: i still dont know what a tower is

will: VYNCENT SHUT THE FUCK UP

dakota: vyncent how do you not know what a tower is

vyncent: cause they got destroyed by dragons

charlie: im done.

your welcome smile

GOD FUCKJGN DAMN IT I GOT FOUR LINES IN AND KNEW IT WAS THE ASHE WINTERS 9/11 FAKE TRANSCRIPT

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"My last sin is that I hate you"

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She Let Me Hit Because Im Champion Of The Undersea Hero Of The Deep. I Said No Though #gilliontidestrider #acepride

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babygirl im so hot the sun needs sunglasses to look at ME. like in a cartoon. he has a surfer dude voice

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Yo who are these three yellow guys… why they so surprised! lol

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those are. emojis?????

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gil theres a space at the bottom to put the tags. click the gray #add tags and then type

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Thank You Baby Girl

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She Let Me Hit Cus Im Trapped In An Orb