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🔲->🔲 just doesn't convey the same way

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#truestory

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A health warning for all #AntonyMicallef #DonaldTrump www.antonymicallef.com

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mother of chaos 💙💙❤

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❤

-e.h

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Filling six weeks of summer holidays seems like such a daunting task at the start of July. How the hell are we going to keep three different people occupied enough that they don’t start up their own crime syndicate?! Now here we are with one week left before school starts again, all booked out with grandparents, sleepovers, visits to friends, water fights, allotment TLC, birthday parties, Pokèmon hunting, and still trying to squeeze stuff in! We’ve (either bravely, or stupidly!) still even got to squeeze in: 3 new uniforms, 3 school shoes, 3 PE trainers, 2 lunchboxes, 1 school rucksack, stationery, and finally, 1 scientific calculator - The ABSOLUTE tell tale that your little guy is no longer your little guy!

Phineas and Fern are ace. It’s catchy AF, but what a great theme tune!

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Today’s rainy day activity will be drinking peppermint tea from Han Solo’s crotch. My husband says I can’t ever get crumpets right. He’s right. Don’t tell him I said that though; I’m already banned from the kitchen during Christmas, and any other kind of occasion. He doesn’t need any ammo! What I lack in culinary skills, I do make up in enthusiasm. That’s the problem tbh; no-one wants a chirpy as fuck incompetent under their feet!

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If you have at least one person like this in your life, you’re a lucky duckie

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First Seven Jobs

#firstsevenjobs Nursery Assistant👫👬👫👬👭👫👬👭 Bar Wench 🍺 Nanny 👶👦👧 Telesales ☎ 😒🔫 Driver 🚗 Checkout Chick 🏪 White Van Gal 🚚

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#Magic

by Bo Burnham