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HAPPY PRIDE

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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

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I need to introduce yall to Bob Normal.

ok

so

Bob Normal is a character I came up with while talking abt the idea of Tim having a collection of houses practically everywhere. The idea was that Tim, you know, has a collection of houses everywhere, with extra identities to match. While giving an example for how this might work, I made up this scenario:

someone non-yj98: "Oh no! The world is going to end unless we retrieve [insert macguffin here] from [insert place here]! Unfortunately we have no connections in this area!"

tim: "Don't worry. I have an identity there."

non-yj98 person: "..huh?"

tim: "Bob Normal has lived in [insert place here] for five years. He moved after a messy divorce."

From there, the lore expanded. Bob Normal is one of Tim's identities /and/ a YJ pet project.

Bob Normal lived a normal life with his wife, Sarah Normal, and they had two kids- Tom Normal and Jerry Normal. Bob's cousin, Jim Jimson, lived nearby. A perfectly happy life.

Until, one day, Bob found Sarah cheating on him with Jim. The shock! The horror! Bob was appalled. This led to a drawn-out months long messy divorce in which every single important party was played by a YJ member.

Bob was Tim, obviously. Sarah was also Tim.

Tom and Jerry are Kon and Bart, respectively.

Jimothy Jimm Jimson (the third) was Cassie.

The judge for the case was Anita- "Judge Judgerson." Cissie, whose name was constantly changing, was Sarah's lawyer.

Greta served as the jury. Several cardboard cutouts of her were placed around the stands, each wearing a different obnoxious hat. They all had a different opinion. One cardboard cutout of Slobo is glued to the wall and treated as a god figure.

Tim's lawyer was a cardboard cutout of himself wearing a blonde wig and holding a briefcase. She was voiced by one of those obnoxiously female AI voices (idk how else to describe them tbh) and her name is Janine Lawyer. She is now a recurring figure and can be found at the YJ base at any time.

The custody battle between Bob and Sarah was only decided once Janine Lawyer dug up Sarah's ~scandalous~ mob connections.

So to recap:

Bob Normal, aka Tim Drake.

Sarah Normal, aka Tim Drake.

Tom Normal, aka Kon-el.

Jerry Normal, aka Bart Allen.

Jimothy Jimm Jimson the Third, aka Cassie Sandsmark.

Judge Judgerson, aka Anita Fite.

[name was constantly changing], aka Cissie King-Jones.

Jury, aka Greta Hayes.

God-like Figure, aka Cardboard Cutout of Slobo.

Janine Lawyer, aka Cardboard Cutout of Tim.

At some point I'm going to write a fic detailling all the court proceedings.

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Cotton candy alien

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

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Reductress really taking no prisoners today

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We're carpooling to work

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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I think this has been posted on here before but this one always makes me laugh

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Dream house.

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What the flock?! such smart names!

Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!

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